Jack Monroe #356 I can put 30p in the mortgage, Harold!

[FeelingGroovy]

And lo! This latest chaos shall be known as Jack Sabbath.

 

[Django]

Say it like it is, squig!

 

[Yel]

I remember when jack first found tattle a few years ago - right away she started down the legal threats saying how tattle better find a lawyer and said how many Katie Hopkins had .

Tattle hasn't even had a threatening, but ultimately meaningless, legal letter yet from her. Tattle gets a couple of those pretty much every week.

 

[usefullyuseless]

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This one thrown in to remind everyone she is poor!

'Idiots who put their real names and faces next to their tweets'

Like when you tweeted Tom Kerridge stole your recipes?

 

[Tittykitty]

Yes all the families and communities looking out for each other,the charities, the volunteers, the paid staff, the community centres, the churches, gurdwaras and mosques do fuck all. It's just Jack. GET IN THE BIN.

My son works for universal credit, on a weekly basis he directs people to food banks, local housing, the Samaritans and many other places which offer help. During his first couple of months he won an actual award for the help he gave to a suicidal client who was at the other end of the country yet he managed to get the police to them before they took their own life. He never slept with his award not did he ever tell anyone to rinse their hoops, well I hope he didn’t. He also never bigs himself up nor begs for problem money on social media.

 

[BlendedSlop]

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Same squig...

...who also posted the Veganish edit which referred to funding a particular habit.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

It could be said that a lot of the people who support her are just genuinely kind sorts who believe the best in people, and think she’s doing good and don’t notice the grift.
Thick as mince like, but kind at the end of the day. Sigh.

Nigella and Marian have been unspeakably rich for decades, they couldn’t spot a genuinely poor person if they were desiccating olives in front of them.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[BlendedSlop]

It has!

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and she deleted the follow-up too.

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God she's such a roaster. Imagine accusing a Michelin starred chef of stealing your rinsed hoop recipes and that somehow not being the most cringeworthy thing you did that day.

 

[waffle maker]

This popped up on my normal twitter. Not sure if it’s here already. Love to see it.

 

[TinCanAlley]

 

[FeelingGroovy]

So Twitter taking the piss out of her rinsed hoop (in so many ways) was specifically timed to ensure her Jewish pro bono lawyer wasn’t on hand to make legal threats. Because hoop rinsing is just what the courts need to sort out at the moment.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

It’s lonely on the last thread . So I thought I would jump forward and play to my strengths

Wankbot wankbot, he’s a wankbot
He loves to fight her battles, he’s the only friend she’s got

YEAH!



(#saltylenny)

 

[BlendedSlop]

Martin Lewis isn't claiming he can't afford to turn his lights on and constantly asking his followers to fund his lifestyle, you fucking idiot.

I'm getting to the point where I actually hope Jack rinses these squigs for every last penny, because they deserve it.

 

[Belgian Bun]

Perfect earrings for court:

 

[usefullyuseless]

“Tom Kerridge Stole My Recipes” makes even less sense than Dory talking in a fuge state her sleep.
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Tom Kerridge Stole My Recipes for thread title

 

[RinsedHoops]

Delurked to snap up this username as these threads are really cracking me up.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

2013. Heady days those. Some of us were adoring fans. Tunnel dog was a mere glint in the eye.

However, Jack knew. She knew that 2022 was coming and we would all need our slow cookers (or 7) in the winter of discontent. Get your Oodies ready fraus. Jack has you covered.

 

[jenny2603]

New Jack recipe just dropped.

ETA: Well worth clicking on the hashtag.