Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar

[Skyfall]

Wow! Imagine if Lorraine confronted Jack live on telly.

I’d love someone too!

 

[Lazarus]

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Some lucky teenager is about to get offered this for the prom…

 

[goldsmithlady809]

I give my decent stuff to Thrift. You just put it all in a bag and send the bag off. They do all the work. You nominate a charity and they can either have all the profit or half, you get the other half in thrift credit. I sell very little unless I bring the price right down to peanuts but it is nice when I get an alert that someone has bought something.
(This is just a recommendation for any other Fraus)

Thanks for this! I've been putting off doing a boot sale for weeks as I can't find the time, so I think I'll just do this instead!

 

[Captainmouse]

I'm inspired to donate a few of these.

You could put a note on it, say it’s for jack personally, as you know she doesn’t have one

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

She hasn’t actually posted any recipes in weeks which is really useful when you’re trying to *checks notes* help people eat well on a limited budget. Suck it povos, I’m busy on another city-adjacent break.

Just drink your a watered down shampoo or something you filthy pov!

 

[Captainmouse]

In no way could I be described as a minimalist, but even so, the background in every picture of her house stresses the fuck out of me. So much stuff and clutter on every available horizontal and vertical surface it makes me feel itchy/shudder

And LJC lurking in the background

 

[Cookiecookie]

coming up after the break
talking about soap!
you couldn’t make it up

I bet she looks grubby

 

[instacharlie]

She's coming up!
Tips on saving on your shopping, apparently

 

[Terrible]

I can’t bring myself to watch, but it seems she also missed an opportunity to mention that good old soap does away with single-use plastics and is therefore better from an environment and climate perspective.

Spoiler: Shampoo bars?

On that note any recommendations for good ones?

Spoiler

this is the best one I’ve found - there’s none of that waxy straw feeling others have left me with

Ethique Pinkalicious Shampoo Bar, 110g, Cleansing, with Coconut Oil & Cocoa Butter for Normal Balanced Hair, Eco & Vegan Friendly, Sustainable and Plastic Free https://amzn.eu/d/b43YCPm

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Jesus christ, I'm not joking - she looks like Daniella Westbrook with dark hair (prior to septum collapse)...

Beat me to it @Pavlova

Also didn’t Jack whinge about influencers not adding #Ad to stuff they promoted? Might have to have a dig about.

 

[catgoldo]

She’s determined to kill the washing machine, dye, shampoo, ivy

Determined to kill the washing machine she likely doesn’t own herself as she RENTS…

 

[Django]

Oh, Orphy, third time lucky

 

[hellosailor⚓]

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Are those her beer goggles?

 

[Elastoblast]

I played this video while sitting in my (parked) car, not realising the sound was going to come through my car's speakers. Reader, I am traumatised. Send ear defenderos.

You may need therapy after that cackle blasting at you.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Those sausages looks raw and flaccid!

From what I remember, she self diagnosed with a throat/chest infection type thing, squids implored her to see GP blah blah

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Have to admit I’m a bit upset there was no overnight chaos!

 

[Captainmouse]

Think we missed this one, in which Jack Monroe, activist, writer, brand ambassador, uses her huge Twitter platform to discuss dog piss:

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She has no idea, female dog pee on the lawn

 

[Toffee finger]

That burglar Bill photo cracks me up every time she posts it!

Also, in the nicest way possible, what on earth could Jack say about sobriety that's not been said before (and better) by other people?

Spoiler: Under the Banner of Heaven

Obsessed with that book! I first read it after I read JK's Into the Wild (highly recommend that too if you've not read it) and it's on rotation regularly. Have you seen any of the new TV series? I've been trying to find out how to watch it because I don't have Hulu.

Apparently it’s out on Disney+ Star on July 27th

 

[Captainmouse]

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🩲 send

 

[Alice in Blunderland]

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