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She's chatting shit. Jack has been banging on about her ASDA yellow sticker hauls for the entire duration of these threads - and all of them were part of her normal shop. There was no end of the night shopping.I don’t buy the ‘Heroine of the Forgotten Meat’ story for a second.
For one thing that’s usually prime Twitter spite time, also I don’t know about anyone else, but at my local supermarkets people fight over the decent reduced section stuff? Especially meat and fish. Usually have to queue up after it’s been stocked and get a death stare from Susan as you browse it
The only thing you’re likely to find just before closing is something bizarre like a kidney and mash ready meal or some dodgy looking pate, maybe an opened packet of liver (prime Jack honk diet I know but I still don’t believe it ).
“Still had to pay three quid for me vest”. Oh fuck off (sorry Manc Bee).
In the late 60s my mum worked in a shoe shop in Glasgow. She was serving a guy who was really rude. One word borrowed another and he said ‘I AM LULU’S BROTHER’.It's the *long pause* that makes it great.
🔺️ My mother once stood at a train station next to Heston Blumenthal. She looked at him. He gave her a smug look like, yes, that's right, it's really me, are you impressed? So she asked if he was Harry Hill.
Same energy here.
I would like to nominate simply “Nightmeat” for thread title please and thankyouShe's very quiet. She must be out getting her nightmeat.
Thank you It makes me laugh that Jack is so thick she couldn’t understand the meaning behind The Way I Loved You never mind mirrorball or seven. I can imagine her sat there with that fucking notebook writing the song lyrics out trying to work out what they mean!ah, you are so more eloquent than me and you have verbalised everything I wanted to say
Before someone has a word about the Linda McCartney collab and Paul roars "get my late wife's name outta your mouth because this ain't it" at the ickle pixie.*whispers* "Jack, my muse, my inspiration, you're my Eleanor Rigby, thankyou"
Before a solitary cheer rolls down his cheek.
I have never voted for the Conservatives and never will, I think the current government is a total shower but the edgy ‘fuck the tories’ thing, coming from middle class posers at a ££££ festival is so cringe. Peak Jack energy though. Where is she? lolJack, save yourself the hassle of fulfilling yet another professional obligation and have a lie-in tomorrow because Jamie Webster is so far up your niche you're gonna have to bake him a cake.
Trying desperately to catch up, so probably already been said, but here goes.Reply to someone saying they hate the nonsense of supplying an email address for a receipt:
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She's very quiet. She must be out getting her nightmeat.
These squigs are unhinged
I had to do it too, albeit a long time ago. Shopping on a fixed budget its tough.She's talking shite (as usual).
Obviously some people really have to live off £20/week (or less), I've had to do it myself, and it's really tough. Of course you do your best but inevitably you end up eating mostly basic stuff like beans on toast and jacket potatoes. I lost weight as well, because it's really difficult to reach the required calories, assuming you want to eat proper reasonably nutritious food and not overprocessed beige food.