Kumquat!Dear Chums
I feel my involvement in the dearest canal may have to come to an abrupt end unless you all start putting that orange fucking monstrosity of a hairdo behind a spoiler.
Yours, Lenny (accidental detective/creator of the #saltylenny hashtag/lover of all the Georgias)
I kind of hope so. The NOS and various other websites have already done the work, and the VBI is clearly just to promote Jack.Interesting new bio.
Do we think it’s significant that she no longer mentions the Vimes Boots Index?
What’s the betting it is never mentioned again.
I wonder if Jack has done any prep at all for the “debate” tomorrow?* Because she is sharing the stage with some pretty impressive people.
* of course she hasn’t.
I just don’t get this. For years she was saying she was trans and used chest binders and was quite adamant about it. This story says otherwise. Ok, we all have the right to change our minds, but surely her performative takes on all her trans issues and otherwise does so much harm to people really experiencing this and wish to be taken seriously.
I'veYup. I've told somebody who thought they were far too famous to have people doing anything but bowing and scraping that if they were going to do that, they were going to be doing it next to the toilets in the rain because they certainly weren't going to be doing it on my stage.
And I've had significantly more influential people than them bring me a bacon sandwich and a coffee or help clear the stage area of beer cups because they were decent human beings.
It's weird not working the festivals. Although it's quite nice not having to crawl under a stage to get some shuteye in the middle of a set or literally falling asleep sitting upright. But if I were Supreme Emperor of the Universe, I would have snipers posted on the gantries to pick off cunts with fucking flares.
Green Man was utter shite. As soon as you got there (roadying), you were accosted by stoned posh girls mumbling that you were going to have to let them move you across three fields without the use of your van because 'the environment' and them trying to drag ten grand's worth of gear on the ground behind them. They got fucked off pretty sharpish, whereupon they drifted off to wobble away to Afro Celt Sound System and the like.
No way would JM have any idea of what it's like to actually be crew or a real performer. Appropriately enough, she'd just be filler.
He brought on Dave Grohl and Bruce Springsteen! Other mashups over the week were Billie No Mates and Sleaford Mods and Olivia Rodrigo bringing in Lily Allen for “fuck you” dedicated to the Supreme Court. Some people might think it’s cringe or whatever but I think that’s much more punk than anything Jack ever try hards at.Thinking McCartney has missed a trick. He could have done a few collabs - even his own songs, get someone on. Crowd would love it - see Mel C with The Blossoms.
In tears at thisOk, the new lyrics for the Billy Bragg and Jack Monroe track have been leaked. Will she be there to sing it live tomorrow?
New Southend
I was twenty three years when I left my job
I'm 34 now and still a big knob
let's be real here, jack wouldn't understand the meaning of shake it off, she's that dumbI would like to nominate simply “Nightmeat” for thread title please and thankyou
Thank youIt makes me laugh that Jack is so thick she couldn’t understand the meaning behind The Way I Loved You never mind mirrorball or seven. I can imagine her sat there with that fucking notebook writing the song lyrics out trying to work out what they mean!
And she can stay the fuck away from the lakes, my second favourite of all time. If she tweets any lyrics to that song I will be in mourning for the next month.
she pretty much said that on that virgin radio, or whatever it was, podcast a few months ago!Maybe she relates to the last great american dynasty because she lives in a massive house near the coast and her neighbours don't like her
So. Is she up because ofFeeling smug, I predicted she’d be up in the early hours despite her very early start for Glastonbury
Oh ffs is she still pretending she is suing people for saying she makes money from poor people. Which she does.Not passing judgement because I am the one SS but she is awake. Not sure how that works with the is she/isn’t she at Glastonbury theory. One blue tick left unsquigged.
Yawn.
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b) Can’t sleep because it’s a big day aheadSo. Is she up because of
a) Content
b) the need to get to Glastonbury
c) the fact she is already there and the noise of people doing stuff (no comment) is keeping her up?
Maybe he’ll buy mackie a house? Champagne socialistHave never heard of this man before these threads but see why they get along:
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(Found this googling if he still lived in the ends, apparently he sold his Dorsetvilla for £3mil)
It’s just horrid isn’t it?Oh ffs is she still pretending she is suing people for saying she makes money from poor people. Which she does.
And pickled radishes in a casserole. Why tho.
The tickets were too much, he’s not much of a “Spender”Has Jimmy Nail (honorary Frau that he is) ever done glasto? I don't know him, but can imagine he might be suspicious about venturing that far south.
Don’t tell me you missed it! He brought out the Pumble for the big finaleHas Jimmy Nail (honorary Frau that he is) ever done glasto? I don't know him, but can imagine he might be suspicious about venturing that far south.
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