Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY

[MistyWindows]

I’m on a serious grunk but this came up on my suggested bit on Google
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61842136 ‘Companies must help cut living costs, says new cost of living tsar’
Ohhhhhhh our Jack won’t be happy with this David Butt Rest as I’ll now be calling him (soz Dave I’m sure you’re great but your name is silly).
A new mortal enemy?

 

[Captainmouse]

The meal was a GIFT from a dear friend.

Oh I thought with the weather, it would be the muddy puddle

 

[StuffyStuff]

Genuinely very funny that someone with an inch of literal shit crusted under her nails at all times feels that it’s her place to accuse people of being stinky, figurative or not.

Even her toenails, I notice.

 

[Whaa?]

So more than the tree then.

 

[spoonful_of_Lucy]

Not to be all Fight Club about it but

I am Jack's unreliable sense of entitlement. Ugh the bile
I am Jack's lack of motherhood. That one hurts
I am Jack.


I'm not really. I'm actually happy to work on Monday and have a personality that's mine, flawed as that is.

Don't trust anyone who tries to be a friend to everybody. Monroe needs more scathing anger at the Tories. Like, platform, ffs. Use what you got

Me? Been out today. Saw a good friend. My non political problems go away when I'm not online. I have privilege and I try to remember it.

Jack would be interesting if she had no Internet for a month. Possibly be too much to hope she gets real and humble like most the mothers I've ever met.

She'd sing the classic musical scale:
Do
Re
ME

Music tutor: what about the rest of the scale?

Jack: it ends at Me baby

SB: (I don't want to comment on a child, especially one wielded like a weapon. Sod off back to Amsterdam or whatever, Jack, I just hope one of your dark secrets is a loving babysitter. You have so many holibobs I question your loyalty to the cause. What cause? Uh, humans with families who live on planet earth)

 

[NellieBoo]

Carrots have no place in gigantes plaki.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Do you remember #buttergate?
(Sept 2020)
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No - what was it?
Something out of nothing knowing Jack. And did we ever get to see that politics reel where she swore at Edwina Currie?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She must smell like the jacuzzi at an orgy

Or a fart in a spacesuit to paraphrase the Big Yin.

 

[frankychester]

 

[MooBelle]

I’ve been wondering for months if it was him.

Just done a very quick deep dive Google.
It could be him. He is certainly her type.

 

[trueblue222]

With the amount of lies and contradictions she's posted in the last couple of days do you think she's just seeing how far she can push it? How uncritical her followers are?

She's just bonkers as we know on here

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

Alexander Skarsgard can GET IT. Season 3 when he thinks he's gonna die so he kisses Sookie? I would climb him like a tree.

Babe, same.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Hello officer
T Rolls better looking brother here Neighbourhood watch
There's been a murder
No. Jack Munroe wants to see if she can stop her landlady cutting a Bush down and throwing it in a skip
She's told everyone where her landlady lives and then flounced off twitter

Officer - not a fucking gain.
I'm supposed to be off to Glasto this weekend and I don't need the drama

N Watch - laughs like muttley

 

[Aquamarina]

Sorry. Had to correct this.

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Deceased Too short?

 

[Hollaaa]

We need Fire Elmo for the p1 thread summary again.

 

[NellieBoo]

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LJC What's happened NOW ?

 

[Cack Conroe]

We’ve been overdue a Twitter deactivation for a while now. She’ll be back within a few weeks.

 

[StringyMango]

Dog house Slop house Flop house. All interchangeable.

 

[trueblue222]

I mean I can't believe she has deactivated her twitter over a tree when she gets such extreme death threats (and more)

But I am loving the fact that only 1 little squiggle has noticed

She's basically just made an epic twunt of herself yet again. For no other reason that she can't go a day without attention.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

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Absolute heathen.