Oh, God. Please stop it. I read that as pen. It's only five to nine, but I'm going to bed to READ.
ETA: Maybe not the best idea, I seem to have some trouble with comprehension tonight.
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ETA: Maybe not the best idea, I seem to have some trouble with comprehension tonight.
From the recent Mumsnet thread on Jack. Someone reposted this
tooth to fill?
Time to shill
Like Jack, her books prefer to work quietly, softly behind the scenes...I did a countywide library search. There are 101 libraries in this county. Here are the #Jackstats!
AGCJ - 6 copies, 2 on loan
120 recipes - 9 copies, 3 on loan
Bstrap - 6 copies, 1 on loan
Veganish - 27 copies, 8 on loan
TCC - 12 copies, 1 on loan
GFFBD - 6 copies, 1 on loan
Not great stats for 101 libraries, is it?? Can't really be classed as one of the most borrowed books when it's not bloody even in most of them.
Think piece my ring piece.
Bizarrely they love her. Even when she was slating their son and apparently starving their grandson.
I can only think that Jack is their little bit of stardust, the closest thing to fame they have.
They appear to be a very normal and loving family and blinded by the fact that someone as 'glamorous ' as Jack walks amongst them.
She knows what she's doing.
SB'S paternal grandmother idolises Jack and appears to not like SB'S ex stepmother.
Jack posts about SB'S other nan being her friend and most recently did another fishing/baiting tweetathon about what to get her knitting/crafting friend for her birthday. It was pure Narc lovebombing.
Ah Yes, the infamous MN post that was not from SB'S stepmum (it totally was!!!)
It's things like this that she tries to bury. We have receipts, as do MN!
Also, I can't believe that thread hasn't been zapped yet!
Food unwrapped was explaining the difference between bicarbonate and baking soda. Which does mackie use in her house bricks?
I can’t get over her suggesting we are wanting her dead. No we don’t. We just want transparency
now the taxes have allegedly been paid maybe the teemill money will be next up
now the taxes have allegedly been paid maybe the teemill money will be next up
Why fedora?
Nigella adorer
Judging by the way they 'rise', Washing Soda.
I also discovered that lye is used to make pretzels!
I discovered that lie was used in all JMs recipes.. words like delicious, tasty, nice, etc.. all a lie.
I thought that post might have actually been him... I think he was born in 81, and he puts 81 in his social media handles, just like that username. SB stepmum may have drawn his attention to what people were
In Italy atm 
, there was a woman yelling and arguing outside for the last hour while I grunked and it was honestly the perfect background noise for Jack's nonsense
I still can't believe the squig comparing Jack's situation to someone with HIV, honestly makes me feel a bit ill that someone can be so awful (and that Jack said nothing about it)
, there was a woman yelling and arguing outside for the last hour while I grunked and it was honestly the perfect background noise for Jack's nonsenseI still can't believe the squig comparing Jack's situation to someone with HIV, honestly makes me feel a bit ill that someone can be so awful (and that Jack said nothing about it)
DuoLingo was not playing tonight. The shade the shade
That would make sense too.
Poor bloke. Imagine being him. Being a brilliant dad and getting very publicly slated for abandoning your son into starvation and poverty.
Grunking, but it took me an inordinate amount of time to work this out. After some googling and consideration, I decided it was unlikely to be related to SAP coding. I then came up with a four-word phrase of my own, which made sense in itself and might have been a reasonable response to a very different poll, but didn't have much relevance to the subject of the vote in question. I fear this may say more about me, etc, etc.....
Red squig summed up what I had been thinking. Jack bleats on about 'surely people have more important targets for their anger than a food blogger doing their best', but won't apply this logic to JO.
We get she doesn't like him, but bloody hell there are so many more deserving people to get riled up about than him. Just shows her dislike of him is purely personal, and I guess is down to nothing more than jealousy.
Sorry can I just come back to this, I got BUSY about this time and when I came back there was LOTS. So she’s deleted this and other stuff right?
Obviously it’s one of those tit cryptic posts attention seeking wankers put up on SM but tbf most of her stuff is attention seeking so why choose to delete this? Well my hot take is the fact she’s already calling it a “libel trial” that in itself is suggesting she had no intention of resolving this matter outside of court (not to mention all the nasty tit she wrote after) and that is an absolute no no. Any civil litigation, wether that be small claims or big cheese libel action has a strict pre-action protocol that must be followed. By continually spouting that this is a (groundbreaking
) libel trial she is pissing on her case. I suspect if she has any legal advice they’d be telling her to pull that tit down. They should have told her to keep her nose clean and stay silent on this but old Burty Big Balls can’t help herself and likes to swing her unruly labia about. Obviously no solicitor is going to be policing her twitter so I imagine a legal squig or a friendly blue ticker must have messaged her and said this won’t help you hun. One of the protocols she’s already totally fkd is to “act reasonably to keep costs proportionate to the nature and gravity of the case”.Silly move Jack
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