Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

[traumatised sideboard]

Here you go @Valiofthedolls

I don't know how she's even able to get out of bed with the weight of her own morals. No wonder her joints are bolloxed.

 

[colouredlines]

I don't think it's fair to say that no one will care if Jack is now dating a man.

Wealthy, well-connected lesbians of a certain age everywhere will be breathing a collective sigh of relief.

 

[jenny2603]

MURDERERS!

 

[jenny2603]

I don't think the tax thing is going away anytime soon.

Lol. Poverty tourist.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Shut up 1 pair of shoes immigrant grandfather he had 12 fucking houses tho, maybe if you stopped buying shit you’d have at least one!

 

[Satisfying Click]

Spoiler: Me-rail

Especially offensive for me as when my depression it at its worst, I don't think about clothes or colour, I just put the nearest and/or cleanest things on, even if they are colourful

 

[jenny2603]

For fucks sake, it looks like wrapped up crack!!

By this point SBs mate has been there all night and is probably hoping it is crack to take the edge off his suffering.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Seriously, who the fuck is that!!??

 

[HotesTilaire]

If big Dave could give up a few minutes a day to text Jack “well done, so proud, you’re the best one, love you more than all the rest put together xoxo” we wouldn’t have to screenshot half as much of this Twitter bs from her

 

[Edie Po]

Pahahaha someone's stuck the not paid the taxes tweet on Mogg tweet

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

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Didn't she say last week she wasn't allowed the washing on past 8pm?

Hi all by the way... long time lurker finally driven to enough despair to post by her recent batshit antics!

 

[jenny2603]

Yes he shares your tweets with his friends, of course he does. (Maybe in a HALP, MamaPapa's on one again today kind of way).

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"Look lads, Mamapapa has sent an elderly woman a disturbing and inappropriate tweet."

"Check out this banger. It's Mamapapa outside Asda"

"Look what I'm getting for tea. Help me- send crispos"

 

[jenny2603]

A squig has written Jack a little poem. It's every bit as abysmal as you'd imagine.

Spoiler: A terrible poem

 

[GoLando]

She’s going to get pregnant asap isn’t she. I’ll have to tap out if Pregnant Jack starts up. She’ll have more ailments than your standard Mumsnet NCT one upmanship circle.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I can't bear her.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Onestorytoomany]

My kids made an Easter cake. I don't think they did too bad. All I did was take it out of the oven. I am biased but I still think it's better than hers.

 

[PoorPatrol]

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For fucks sake, it looks like wrapped up crack!!

 

[lilamay]

 

[Pocahontas]

I’m going to be a suspicious ninny and say she has programmed another of her mobiles - you know, the one with all the depleted bank accounts - as ‘Dad’ and is texting herself.