Jack Monroe #276 Breakfast at Griftany’s

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"I failed grammer school". Makes no sense but ok x
This could be interpreted as her being privileged enough to be able to fail because she knew she had a safety net. Incidentally, does anyone know what she did between 16 and 18? If she failed her GCSEs I’m assuming she didn’t go into the sixth form at her grammar school.
 
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I’m torn on Strictly, the publicity it would shine on her would be good, but I love Strictly and would not enjoy seeing her on it, her being chummy with Claudia and getting all quavery voiced during the judging would be 🤢.
It might be the one time I would have to watch Strictly. With my laptop on my knee for the live Frau commentary. It would be *chef's kiss*!
 
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This is the first time I've actually seen that clip and my god Edwina was quick with that comeback.

I don't tend to actually watch much with Jack in cos she gives me second-hand embarrassment but she reminds me of an angry goose, although far less physically imposing.
Why is everyone shouting so much? What a waste of an opportunity for actual debate.
Found this interesting article though, appalling treatment as ever 🙄

If she has got strictly then she’ll have to stop pretending to have severe arthritis etc.

Someone who apparently needs beds in the front room and sticks and carrying up the stairs etc etc isn’t going to be able to keep up with the training and rehearsal needed for something like that so she’d best get her miraculous recovery story in gear shortly.
 
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It might be the one time I would have to watch Strictly. With my laptop on my knee for the live Frau commentary. It would be *chef's kiss*!
Same! I don't watch Strictly but would love a little evening cabal watch-along, I'd get the snacks in and all sorts 🥰
 
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unfortunately we don’t have to imagine
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I call ABSOLUTE bull. Can you imagine Jack EVER explaining anything ‘gently’ to anyone- about anything?! “I have to explain nasally, shrilly and whinily” doesn’t have the same ring to it though I guess
 
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This could be interpreted as her being privileged enough to be able to fail because she knew she had a safety net.
This. If I had ducked around at my grammar school my super smart Gran, who was made to leave school and get a job at 13 because her family needed the money, would have smacked me till her hand was sore. People who’ve lived with genuine economic instability and had chances taken away by circumstance know that you need to grab every opportunity you get. And even then nothing is guaranteed.

Every person I know who has ducked around in school/uni/job-hopped and then somehow landed on their feet has come from a comfortable background with multiple safety nets. She can’t even see that, which speaks volumes about the level of privilege she lived with.
 
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I CANNOT WAIT FOR DKL SERIES TWO
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(Her face doesn’t look real again, if you’re going to FaceTune at least make it believeable)
 
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I'm delighted that after DKL, the lingreeni, Hellmans and chicken/pineapple, someone has been foolish enough to commission Jack to appear on TV, providing more laugh-along material.
 
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She doesn’t get that her only viewers will be Tattle.

Christ, imagine what she’s going to cook on it. Anchïoade eggs, sardines with a prune jus, eggs eggs and more eggs. Will the Call4Fish man get a plug on live tv? Will Jack be trusted with live tv? How many households will say who dis when Jack is unrecognisable without FaceTune? Will she have a segment on afternoon tea even though she hates it?

SO. MANY. QUESTIONS.
 
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I'm delighted that after DKL, the lingreeni, Hellmans and chicken/pineapple, someone has been foolish enough to commission Jack to appear on TV, providing more laugh-along material.
See, she thinks we will all be fuming that she is 'filming', but we are all delighted because it will be such great entertainment.
Just not quite in the way it was intended to be!
 
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