Three figures 
It’s gone up from £34 then.
It’s gone up from £34 then.
Jack Monroe #276 Breakfast at Griftany’s
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Nice that she takes a break in the middle of a 'filming day' to defensively bait anyone who doesn't think she's simply marvellous.
Well that little thread is already going down well
Why does she think induction hobs are like £16,600 agas 
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The cheapest one in Curry’s at the moment is £179.
If she hadn’t bought the spoons and one hat she could have had the hob.
? The cheapest one in Curry’s at the moment is £179.
If she hadn’t bought the spoons and one hat she could have had the hob.
Why you sob?Why does she think induction hobs are like £16,600 agas
The cheapest one in Curry’s at the moment is £179.
If she hadn’t bought the spoons and one hat she could have had the hob.
Induction hob.
What does she mean by GC accounts?
At least there are some home ecs on set to do the proper cooking.
The producer must be partially familiar with her life's work to make sure of that. Toot, TOOT!
Gender critical. It's why she put the trans-inclusionary flag in her bio, so she can pretend that anyone who has an issue with her is fuelled by transphobia or w/e.
Where the bloody hell is the roll eyes emoji
How can she say her net worth is 3 figures whilst wearing earrings worth 4 figures? 
Is she high or something? "People who know anything about me would know I would never, ever, ever have an induction hob..."
Who goes about describing people in these terms? I wouldn't have a clue if anyone I know well would have an induction hob, come to think of it for all I know I might know people who have an induction hob. Is this a thing? Do we sort people by hobs, now? What a fruitcake.
Sorry to hear Jack is only worth a three figure sum. Looks like all that branded tat she's been hoarding for the lean times was a really poor investment. What a pity- you can open an ISA from as little as £1.00 too.
I wonder how many different truthers there are among us! I was tempted to be a #1978truther but then I looked. There's the #normalsizedarsetruthers, maybe #EEIdontthinksotruthers...you could have a truther for every lie she's told, then we would be legion!'Wealth Truthers' - but she doesn't read! (I'm a nose truther and she won't be able to shop it on telly
What's a GC account? I'm clearly out of the loop as the only GC I can think of is this one:
I've seen her chop onions, I feel bad for her wrist.
She is a hypocrite.
She thinks an induction hob is a middle class, F &B (valspar now?), Home Counties yummy mummy item that would identify her as someone who has money to splash on frivolous things when a cheap gas hob would do. Funny that she is the epitome of this type of person with her Cotswold sideboards and Morris curtains. Ever heard of IKEA Jack?
The utter irony is that an induction hob is more energy efficient (far less heat is wasted) and you can alter the heat almost as fast as on gas.
Yeah but you know how Jack is with teams. They rather rapidly cease to exist, by midnight she could be claiming to have produced, directed and devised the whole thing with only Coops for company.
I feel worse for the onions as they go to their sloppy grave.
Net worth - 3 figures?
Hang on a cotton picking minute....
£1200 earrings
£1000 smeg fridge
£600 Iphone
£100 hat
Well, there is almost £3k before we even look at the Emin, designer clothes, cookware, and whatever other tat she has. Net worth isn't whats in your bank account flower!!! If it was, I am literally worth less than nothing! Why you sob, net worth nob!
Hang on a cotton picking minute....
£1200 earrings
£1000 smeg fridge
£600 Iphone
£100 hat
Well, there is almost £3k before we even look at the Emin, designer clothes, cookware, and whatever other tat she has. Net worth isn't whats in your bank account flower!!! If it was, I am literally worth less than nothing! Why you sob, net worth nob!
Who dat?
I thought it was two figures - £34?
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