Things I wish someone would tweet:
"Don't want to preempt any sale, but will you be selling any of your sideboards? They're really expensive to buy new and I doubt would all fit in a three bed semi"
Jack Monroe #266 Toot Toot
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"Don't want to preempt any sale, but will you be selling any of your sideboards? They're really expensive to buy new and I doubt would all fit in a three bed semi"
Trying to think of anything of Jack's that I'd want to buy and coming up blank.
ah, the for sale sign. my first major chaos
I want the terrible leggings, hands off!
It's almost as if banking apps and internet banking didn't exist...oh but of course we cry cos no wifi
The Tiggy and Bo bag might come in useful - apparently you can use it to put things in. Genius!
I'd take the Dyson fan and the Dyson hairdryer. Be sweet once you cleaned all the cat hair out.
I’ll do the new thread in a mo. Toot toot.
Lady moan
She don't own
Love has flown
Career has blown
Tweets on phone
Grifting prone
All alone
Authored and written by I, Clovis, author and writer.
She don't own
Love has flown
Career has blown
Tweets on phone
Grifting prone
All alone
Authored and written by I, Clovis, author and writer.
Her kettle is new-ish. 
(This is like Christmas Future for Scrooge, but no one wants her leftovers!)
(This is like Christmas Future for Scrooge, but no one wants her leftovers!)
I'll take the cat. He can live with my own rufty tufty gitHer kettle is new-ish.
(This is like Christmas Future for Scrooge, but no one wants her leftovers!)
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Her entire speech yesterday was filled with envy to the Rich, under the guise of austerity.
It was all, I had money, I had no food, I had struggle.
But the rich have everything.
She also showed her envy today, isn't washing clothes so much harder when you actually have to do it without maids, gadgets.
She doesn't need a house she needs a bleeping nanny to keep her her toddler lifestyle of "I want or I will tantrum"
It was all, I had money, I had no food, I had struggle.
But the rich have everything.
She also showed her envy today, isn't washing clothes so much harder when you actually have to do it without maids, gadgets.
She doesn't need a house she needs a bleeping nanny to keep her her toddler lifestyle of "I want or I will tantrum"
As always, the twitter rants are aimed at someone that has slighted her irl.
LJC recently moved and is looking lovely and happy. The contract was up in February.
My thoughts... as others have suggested, LJC paid either half or all of the rent for the remainder of the 2 year contract after she LEFT.
Jack then signed a year long contract in her name only.
Jack thought she was due a windfall from god knows where. Maybe the sticky brown poo gig? Maybe her Narc brain couldn't comprehend the fact that Louisa would actually go through with it and it just suddenly hit her she has to find £2k a month.
Landlady got wind of unofficial lodger and has threatened her with legal action.
Jack has finally twigged she needs to pay her own rent and had a Narc tantrum. Personally I think this led to Nigella and the stupid tweet about the Patreon. Jack was sending messages about she's been left destitute and would end up in the gutter.
Something has definitely come to a head this week and now she's doing a rant into the ether again because it isn't fair on poor Jack.
I just hope the TT get their money at this point.
LJC recently moved and is looking lovely and happy. The contract was up in February.
My thoughts... as others have suggested, LJC paid either half or all of the rent for the remainder of the 2 year contract after she LEFT.
Jack then signed a year long contract in her name only.
Jack thought she was due a windfall from god knows where. Maybe the sticky brown poo gig? Maybe her Narc brain couldn't comprehend the fact that Louisa would actually go through with it and it just suddenly hit her she has to find £2k a month.
Landlady got wind of unofficial lodger and has threatened her with legal action.
Jack has finally twigged she needs to pay her own rent and had a Narc tantrum. Personally I think this led to Nigella and the stupid tweet about the Patreon. Jack was sending messages about she's been left destitute and would end up in the gutter.
Something has definitely come to a head this week and now she's doing a rant into the ether again because it isn't fair on poor Jack.
I just hope the TT get their money at this point.
Hold on, didn’t she say in previous tweet she was on variable?
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