Jack Monroe #248 Let's face it, she's the Rachel Dolezal of poverty

[Malkiavelli]

If I can’t find a particular product in just one of the supermarkets closest to me, despite similar products at the same price, I know I take it as a personal attack and I spend many hours tweeting and threatening to lawyer up.

doesn’t everyone??

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[PoorPatrol]

Dresserman has been Jacked. My heart aches

 

[HotesTilaire]

Veneers or just bleached the front ones?

Definite adjustments to the top row, shape and colour have changed

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Vanilla Balloon Index. Questions.

1. Is the balloon vanilla coloured?
2. Is the balloon vanilla scented?
3. Are 1 and 2 both correct?
4. Is there a secret 4 that you intended?

5. I have a tired smol pixie brain and they were the only V and B words I could.come up with

Eh?

Why is she wanting legal people?


Oh god, even if she hasn't thought it all through she is wrecking it all by being unprofessional.

Love pop off and hit up excel.

When I was at uni we had to use some complicated stats programme. I hated apparently it was more accurate. I can't even remember it's name. Hopefully she doesn't have to use it. It's a bitch!

SPSS?
*Shudder*

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I was only here for the Schofield news and then nothing happened!!

Same, I was expecting that to blow wide open!

 

[MooBelle]

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No it wasn't. Unless she's counting pensions and Child Benefit.

 

[Shawads]

In my head, I've been calling her Rainman for days!

God, I fucking love Dustin Hoffman.

He's been my movie star idol since I was a child. Sadly some mysoginistic #metoo reports about him a few years ago. I hate it when my heroes turn out to be false idols!

 

[LilyLilyPot]

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Cowardly custard isn’t even tagging them and has limited replies. What level of attention will ever be enough?

Rashford is too classy for that.

 

[Captainmouse]

Jack you can't wang on about smart price tinned fruit being discontinued when you told everyone to buy Del Monte instead.

#thread title (might need shortening)

 

[Vanelope]

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It was stupid then and it’s still stupid now

power tool

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

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Which is exactly the issue that should have been tackled

 

[Bugger13]

The way this nonsense is phrased has made my brain itch. It reads as if Asda are taking our taxes to bump up their profits.

I’

Don't tell Jack, but I'm currently sitting waiting for my delivery from Big Bad Asda to arrive. Soon I'll know whether wine makes

I’m 2 bottles in. Can say it makes everything funnier but certainly don’t build your hopes up that any of it will make sense (or add up-25 billion percent)

 

[Vanelope]

I've been racking my brains on this, I wondered if she meant our world? But the city name would be more appropriate. Detritus could take her in an intellectual challenge. On a hot day.

Discworld - is flat. So in the science spin off books they did they call our world roundworld. She knows more than I would expect.

 

[Flash123]

You know what's annoying...listing bacon grill on there as if that's something someone in poverty SHOULD be eating...I think you'll find jack for the price per 100g actual bacon is cheaper?!

Don't even let me read the rest of the pov list

Is bacon grill still a thing?

that takes me back to being a youngen!

 

[Captainmouse]

Brilliant title. Jack is just horrendous just now. There is no escape and her brown nosing is off the charts. Fingers crossed it will be her downfall.

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Veneers or just bleached the front ones?

 

[StringyMango]

Violet Bloated Ingress.

 

[Limetree]

Not sure if I need to go to Specsavers, but it looks as if she has a double row of teeth in some places on the bottom row?

Please don’t give her any ideas.

 

[Legionnairess]

Wasn't she dead chuffed with herself for using excel a couple of days ago?

Non-binary people are generally considered to come under the trans umbrella. Lots do take hormones and get various surgeries, top surgery for AFAB NB people seeming to be the most common.

Thank you for the explanation.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Definite adjustments to the top row, shape and colour have changed

Could this all be done through #bracesforthestars Invisalign?

 

[Clarends]

I would LOVE for Channel 4 to do an exposé on that.

Or a netflix documentary. Not Netflix perhaps