Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

[Captainmouse]

https://archive.is/l9cj3

if you don’t want to give them the clicks

 

[Peachy9]

Probably an unpopular opinion but I actually hate the shells, they always taste soo spongey. I had them in various places and I have never ever like them, so it cannot just be my cooking of them.

Same same. Rigatoni allllll day

 

[FunnyFuneral]

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How is this breakfast I normally have porridge or a piece of toast, what in the name of the wee man is this scary shite!

 

[Vanelope]

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TD's up early and still fuming.

Why is there a picture of Caroline Flack? Seems unrelated.

 

[MooBelle]

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What's the green bits?

 

[Captainmouse]

Why was she checking and using Twitter whilst at the greengrocer? Who does that?

she wasn’t. In the green grocers for solitary cauli, having also this week been for a whole head of broccoli.
she cba to find the info for squig so she was disingenuous

 

[Boyo]

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Answer for everything. Tw4t.

 

[BananaSmith]

Nauseating

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How kind of you Jack seeing as they've paid for it countless times over , they might as well do all your work as well. Hopefully they'll write the recipes too.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

When did she change this? New email address too unless I am mistaken.

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When Rosemary reefed her out of it!

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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Queen of Sharts vibes.

 

[Captainmouse]

She isn’t comparing like for like to get the accurate difference/increase in price - she should be comparing the cost of the 500g bag of rice at 2021 with the cost of a 500g bag of rice in 2022!! (Not 1000g in 2021 with 500g in 2022) Or am I missing something really obvious here????
Fucking moron.

She’s being disingenuous

 

[Pavlova]

Have 20 pages to grunk, yessssss!

Seriously, you might not be saying that in quite the same way shortly. Let us know how you do...x

 

[ecdb]

Backstory on spuds please.

 

[Christina31]

The morning show might be to much drama after this ‘drama’! Schitt’s creek it is, nice people who find themselves in Schitt’s creek with no money through no fault of own and learn to love themselves and others. Where as Jack thinks she’s up shit’s Creek without a paddle, she’s not, it just sounds better to sell books, and has learnt nothing about herself or the world outside her own little bubble in the last 10 years. Harsh, maybe? Oh well this is not how i thought tonight was going to go!!

 

['EllsBells]

Stay away from me with your sneaky anchovies pls. Cruel world.

And olives on or in anything. Thank you very muchly.

 

[Ninch55]

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What?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Plus she can't still do the whole poverty plea anymore. Not because she is likely raking it in, but because she could just get ajob
I get (although I disagree for a multitude of reasons) that maybe she felt unsupported and unable to fund childcare when SB was a toddler. At one point we were paying £1800 A MONTH for childcare, which is sickening. So believe me, I get it. But he's at secondary school now, and has a very active and present father. Why why why can't she just get a job, even if it's nights so she can be there when he gets home?

It's the sense of entitlement that the squigs don't seem to get that annoys me. She truly believes she has a right to do fuck all, rather than work.
It just doesn't make sense anymore.

Too smol.

 

[Billybellend]

It’s a knack.

Softly and gently?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

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She's forgotten the J and the 1

 

[Captainmouse]

It's horrible though, the easier it is to debunk this kind of thing (and Jack makes it *very* easy), the easier it is for the right wing rhetoric to take hold. I'm back to my position of a couple of years ago in that she's a tory plant, there to make the left wing look stupid.

She’s doing a bloody good job possibly the only time ever in her life