I had a bizarre pouring nose! 1st two az, 3rd Pfizer
Jack Monroe #239 Error when subscribing. Please try again.
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
On the one hand, she's always read recipe books as though they're novels, and on the other, she didn't know what soffritto is until 2017, and seems to be under the impression it's meant to come in the form of a paste. https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2017/01/04/soffritto-19p/
(I included the 2nd paragraph here simply because she describes herself as a "maverick" in it).
Matt has just said ‘sloppy batter’ HE IS AMONGST US
And today she is cooking with artichokes.
Given Jack's love of vastly impractical expensive things, I'm amazed the wallpaper is Wilko and not something like Timorous Beasties.
www.timorousbeasties.com
Buy Luxury Wallpaper Online | Timorous Beasties
Discover Timorous Beasties: luxury wallpapers & wallcoverings with diverse textures & finishes for every space, from entrance halls to alcoves.
www.timorousbeasties.com
Ahhh yes but they're Tesco artichokes not Waitrose ones so not as posh or something.
That’ll be saved for the forever homeGiven Jack's love of vastly impractical expensive things, I'm amazed the wallpaper is Wilko and not something like Timorous Beasties.
Buy Luxury Wallpaper Online | Timorous Beasties
Discover Timorous Beasties: luxury wallpapers & wallcoverings with diverse textures & finishes for every space, from entrance halls to alcoves.
It reminds me of Hi-de-Hi. The dancers Yvonne and Barry Stuart Hargreaves used to put the wallpaper up with drawing pins in their chalet. Cabbage Roses, if my memory serves me correctly.
Given soffritto has 5 simple ingredients and the whole point of it is to add depth to dishes, adding lemon juice is UNHINGED.
I’ve just had a gander - beautiful papers but the prices…Given Jack's love of vastly impractical expensive things, I'm amazed the wallpaper is Wilko and not something like Timorous Beasties.
Buy Luxury Wallpaper Online | Timorous Beasties
Discover Timorous Beasties: luxury wallpapers & wallcoverings with diverse textures & finishes for every space, from entrance halls to alcoves.
IGiven Jack's love of vastly impractical expensive things, I'm amazed the wallpaper is Wilko and not something like Timorous Beasties.
Buy Luxury Wallpaper Online | Timorous Beasties
Discover Timorous Beasties: luxury wallpapers & wallcoverings with diverse textures & finishes for every space, from entrance halls to alcoves.
timorous beasties, this is my favourite
Though the actual dream is to get one wall done in these panels ...
Might start a crowdfunder #wallpapergeek
Also the room that has her huge chest of makeupAhhh, so she's sleeping in the stockroom.
Gotcha!
Another one for Mr SM, the green books on the right hand side are out of height order.
We had Bird's Eye large fish fingers (2 each), baked beans (as they come, not rinsed), two slices of Warbies' Toastie, cup of tea. Followed by Alpro Vanilla Soya yoghurt and sliced banana. We don't usually have a pudding but the bananas are getting speckled. I would ask Mr 'EllsBells to price it up per portion but can't be bothered.
In the right setting that would be amazing. Might even look good going up the stairs in a certain bungalow...I
View attachment 987184
Though the actual dream is to get one wall done in these panels ...
View attachment 987185
Might start a crowdfunder #wallpapergeek
I ate a lot of cheese and crackers. Now I’m having a Negroni, because I’m worth it.
‘ So to speak ‘ chortle chortle. I hate fnarr fnarr jack absolute boak
I'd like to take a quick look at this:
When English speakers refer to ragù they usually mean ragù alla bolognese...aka bolognese sauce. This is the same sauce commonly used in lasagne, so the first 3 items on her 5-item list are the same thing.
Risotto is not even remotely slow-cooked.
Boeuf bourguignon can't really be made alcohol-free, because alcohol is the key ingredient. If someone told you they were making boeuf bourguignon and gave you (tinned?) beef in tea and tomato purée, you could probably have them for false advertising.
In short, Jack knows nothing about cooking. Again.
When English speakers refer to ragù they usually mean ragù alla bolognese...aka bolognese sauce. This is the same sauce commonly used in lasagne, so the first 3 items on her 5-item list are the same thing.
Risotto is not even remotely slow-cooked.
Boeuf bourguignon can't really be made alcohol-free, because alcohol is the key ingredient. If someone told you they were making boeuf bourguignon and gave you (tinned?) beef in tea and tomato purée, you could probably have them for false advertising.
In short, Jack knows nothing about cooking. Again.
If Italians find out about Jack’s nonsense, they might declare war on us. They take this stuff VERY seriously.
- Status