’..for birthdays..’ and ‘..to celebrate special occasions’. Largely unprofessional word wrangling at its best.
And let’s not get into grating anything sad looking from the veg drawer onto pizza
’..for birthdays..’ and ‘..to celebrate special occasions’. Largely unprofessional word wrangling at its best.Speaking of Jack Does Italian...
In the run-up to the Brexit referendum, Jack decided to do a series of recipes celebrating the many cultures of Europe. This lasted for precisely one entry: pizza.
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"the Sicilian chef who snuck across the ocean" suggests a poor understanding of both geography and immigration law. Later, Jack encourages people to put leftover tikka masala on their pizza, which is possibly the fastest way to piss off an Italian.
PIZZA.
First up in celebrating our multi-cultural foodie society, is the great Italian classic, pizza. For those of you so deeply ingrained in patriotism that you have never had, enjoyed or endorsed a piz…cookingonabootstrap.com
As a footnote, Jack's This Is England Brexit tag would later be used for mushroom rogan josh, ramen, and peanut butter frozen yogurt. If she ever returns to Tattle, WHY?! will be my one question for her.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Here’s some past best veggies!’..for birthdays..’ and ‘..to celebrate special occasions’. Largely unprofessional word wrangling at its best.
And let’s not get into grating anything sad looking from the veg drawer onto pizza
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This was when she was doing her multicultural cookery book.Speaking of Jack Does Italian...
In the run-up to the Brexit referendum, Jack decided to do a series of recipes celebrating the many cultures of Europe. This lasted for precisely one entry: pizza.
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"the Sicilian chef who snuck across the ocean" suggests a poor understanding of both geography and immigration law. Later, Jack encourages people to put leftover tikka masala on their pizza, which is possibly the fastest way to piss off an Italian.
PIZZA.
First up in celebrating our multi-cultural foodie society, is the great Italian classic, pizza. For those of you so deeply ingrained in patriotism that you have never had, enjoyed or endorsed a piz…cookingonabootstrap.com
As a footnote, Jack's This Is England Brexit tag would later be used for mushroom rogan josh, ramen, and peanut butter frozen yogurt. If she ever returns to Tattle, WHY?! will be my one question for her.
oh my god…why the actual fuck does soffritto need to be brightened up? It’s a base! It’s the one time it would make sense for Jack to use the word base and of course she doesn’t. Why has this triggered me so muchOn the one hand, she's always read recipe books as though they're novels, and on the other, she didn't know what soffritto is until 2017, and seems to be under the impression it's meant to come in the form of a paste. https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2017/01/04/soffritto-19p/
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(I included the 2nd paragraph here simply because she describes herself as a "maverick" in it).
If she dares mess with the eggs en cocotte I will instruct a military Khoo.Given our recent chat about smol kitchens and the delectable Rachel Khoo, this has to count as trolling of some kind….
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Wtf is in those baskets on the top shelf and why does everything look so grimyThat's wallpaper? Genuinely thought it was a kid's drawing.
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Fuck sake you would think she would have a tin of premium pineapple at least leftover from del Monte to use instead of wilted fucking carrots’..for birthdays..’ and ‘..to celebrate special occasions’. Largely unprofessional word wrangling at its best.
And let’s not get into grating anything sad looking from the veg drawer onto pizza
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This is all the funnier and cringier when we know in hindsight that she couldn’t even bring herself to vote RemainSpeaking of Jack Does Italian...
In the run-up to the Brexit referendum, Jack decided to do a series of recipes celebrating the many cultures of Europe. This lasted for precisely one entry: pizza.
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"the Sicilian chef who snuck across the ocean" suggests a poor understanding of both geography and immigration law. Later, Jack encourages people to put leftover tikka masala on their pizza, which is possibly the fastest way to piss off an Italian.
PIZZA.
First up in celebrating our multi-cultural foodie society, is the great Italian classic, pizza. For those of you so deeply ingrained in patriotism that you have never had, enjoyed or endorsed a piz…cookingonabootstrap.com
As a footnote, Jack's This Is England Brexit tag would later be used for mushroom rogan josh, ramen, and peanut butter frozen yogurt. If she ever returns to Tattle, WHY?! will be my one question for her.
Jack's rearranged that bedroom and decor more in the last 18 months that I've done mine in almost 20 years. I'm beginning to think I'm doing adulting all wrong. Who has that amount of time on their hands when they've a child? Or a job? Or a life?
My draining board (well my landlords draining board as I RENT) is on the left and in the 7 years I’ve been here I’ve never considered that being wrong? I didn’t know that was a thing people even thought about!
'Schwankend' - THREAD TITLE NOMINATIONThis is all the funnier and cringier when you know in hindsight that she couldn’t even bring herself to vote Remain
Is there a name for someone who writes with great conviction yet has none? I imagine that German would have something polysyllabic and delicious.
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#thread titleAhhh, so she's sleeping in the stockroom.
Gotcha!
Only @Veronicaaa can spend £5k papering a wall Jack, don’t even think about it!I swear to God if Jack so much as looks at them I'll .... I'll .....
https://giphy.com/1qfDU4MJv9xoGtRKvh
She’s fab - I love how she did Paris and now does Sweden - married a Swede I believe but if I’m wrong European is European after all.If she dares mess with the eggs en cocotte I will instruct a military Khoo.
schwankendThis is all the funnier and cringier when we know in hindsight that she couldn’t even bring herself to vote Remain
Is there a name for someone who writes with great conviction yet has none? I imagine that German would have something polysyllabic and delicious.
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Does it make it like a bechamel?
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