Lumpyspaceprincess
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Is she suggesting that someone was that desperate for the granola recipe
- Notice
Nottonightbabe
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There's just so much here that doesn't add up at all. She's been ramping up for a chaos and this afternoon, has been throwing out the bait lines for attention. When all is not well with Jack, she reacts by getting more and more desperate for attention from whoever it is that isn't noticing.
Anyway, some evening entertainment from an old friend
Anyway, some evening entertainment from an old friend
YenE
Well-known member
I think I need to leave the land Jacky for a while. Think she’s finally broken my spirit or maybe the light has gone out in my eyes.
Seriously though, this latest incarnation MUA/Crime Victim is just a bit too much.
Wishing you beautiful folks a Happy New Year. May 2022 bring you all love, laughter, good health and all sorts of lovely things
Seriously though, this latest incarnation MUA/Crime Victim is just a bit too much.
Wishing you beautiful folks a Happy New Year. May 2022 bring you all love, laughter, good health and all sorts of lovely things
Marmalade Atkins
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Jack will say blitz them for breadcrumbs, but you could just buy some more fucking cheese?
GladiatorReady
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I'm sure it's been said 1000 times already in this thread but I'm annoyed, so I'll rant...
Jack doesn't want to move on from her cereal and water story. A lot of people who follow her have some form of poverty induced trauma. She has a national platform and she could do so much good work, she could champion specific people who have faced similar situations and showcase how they survived and overcame them. She could do specific segments on people who have overcome specific struggles - such as people who don't have access to a hob/microwave, or people who don't have access to a fridge, or people who were in temporary housing, or asylum seekers, or people in very rural situations.
But the most annoying part is that she makes it seem like you can't ever heal from your trauma, not even slightly heal. If Jack, with all her many therapists can't leave behind her poverty trauma then Glenda down the street with her low paid job, stuck on an NHS mental health waiting list and following Jack on Twitter is going to think that she can't heal either. So why even bother?
I'm not saying that Jack needs to pretend that life is sunshine and rainbows, but she has such a big platform now that she could feature people who are doing well, and give her followers some hope that their lives won't be shit forever.
Jack doesn't want to move on from her cereal and water story. A lot of people who follow her have some form of poverty induced trauma. She has a national platform and she could do so much good work, she could champion specific people who have faced similar situations and showcase how they survived and overcame them. She could do specific segments on people who have overcome specific struggles - such as people who don't have access to a hob/microwave, or people who don't have access to a fridge, or people who were in temporary housing, or asylum seekers, or people in very rural situations.
But the most annoying part is that she makes it seem like you can't ever heal from your trauma, not even slightly heal. If Jack, with all her many therapists can't leave behind her poverty trauma then Glenda down the street with her low paid job, stuck on an NHS mental health waiting list and following Jack on Twitter is going to think that she can't heal either. So why even bother?
I'm not saying that Jack needs to pretend that life is sunshine and rainbows, but she has such a big platform now that she could feature people who are doing well, and give her followers some hope that their lives won't be shit forever.
traumatised sideboard
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colouredlines
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I am so excited that Jack's crack team of 12 engineers and specialists are so collectively shit at their jobs, because this website drama has unearthed forgotten slop!
Did you know she rents?
...what?
Literally the first sentence is all that's needed. The rest is nonsensical filler. Recipes don't need filler! They should be clear and concise!
In fact, you don't even need any of this if you amend the ingredients list to 200g bread, finely chopped or grated. There, I saved your poor arthritic hands some painful keyboard-banging.
Again, this could stop after "mix well". More filler in this thing than in Jack's lips.
Leaving aside the sheer horror of the phrase very runny apple-water in a description of something that in theory you're supposed to want to put in your mouth...
...this is getting ridiculous. It's actually making me uncomfortable - it reads like she has no friends, and writing recipes is her only social outlet.
Deep reddish curious slop. Yum.
Classic Monroe one and done. No triple-testing team of home economists here! Fills you with confidence, doesn't it?
But earlier you told us to use a shallow tin? Now we can use whatever tin we like, but we have no idea how long it will take to cook?
PS Jack, the key dimension here is the area of the tin, not the depth. As we are all faithfully following your recipe, we all have the same amount of deep reddish curious slop. But I put mine in a 22cm tin, and someone else put theirs in an 18cm tin. The depth of the tins is irrelevant - their mixture will be deeper than mine because of very basic maths. Pythagoras would be disappointed in you.
What?
No, really, what is this nonsense?
Jack, you're a hermetically sealed heatbox.
Utter bullshit, as we all know Jack believes there is only one trifle recipe. And it's not this! What would Dad say?!
Plus ça change...
Did you know she rents?
...what?
Literally the first sentence is all that's needed. The rest is nonsensical filler. Recipes don't need filler! They should be clear and concise!
In fact, you don't even need any of this if you amend the ingredients list to 200g bread, finely chopped or grated. There, I saved your poor arthritic hands some painful keyboard-banging.
Again, this could stop after "mix well". More filler in this thing than in Jack's lips.
Leaving aside the sheer horror of the phrase very runny apple-water in a description of something that in theory you're supposed to want to put in your mouth...
...this is getting ridiculous. It's actually making me uncomfortable - it reads like she has no friends, and writing recipes is her only social outlet.
Deep reddish curious slop. Yum.
Classic Monroe one and done. No triple-testing team of home economists here! Fills you with confidence, doesn't it?
But earlier you told us to use a shallow tin? Now we can use whatever tin we like, but we have no idea how long it will take to cook?
PS Jack, the key dimension here is the area of the tin, not the depth. As we are all faithfully following your recipe, we all have the same amount of deep reddish curious slop. But I put mine in a 22cm tin, and someone else put theirs in an 18cm tin. The depth of the tins is irrelevant - their mixture will be deeper than mine because of very basic maths. Pythagoras would be disappointed in you.
What?
No, really, what is this nonsense?
Jack, you're a hermetically sealed heatbox.
Utter bullshit, as we all know Jack believes there is only one trifle recipe. And it's not this! What would Dad say?!
Plus ça change...
colouredlines
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For those keeping score, the following things put the light back in Jack's eyes after a bout of crippling depression:
- cooking slop
- playing with makeupand facetune
- Nintendo goose games
- late-night sober parties
All I can really say is that her experience of depression is vastly different from mine.
- cooking slop
- playing with makeup
- Nintendo goose games
- late-night sober parties
All I can really say is that her experience of depression is vastly different from mine.
Rekyavikgirl
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My classification for major life disasters include:
house fire
death of a loved one
having a fox gnaw off my nose in my sleep
job loss
sudden unexpected serious illness
flood
car crash
being arrested
divorce when it is unwelcome
not self-inflicted shit haircuts, being questioned on Twitter, failing to pay my taxes, producing really shit cheese sauces that everyone laughs at. Maybe her landlord has served notice?
house fire
death of a loved one
having a fox gnaw off my nose in my sleep
job loss
sudden unexpected serious illness
flood
car crash
being arrested
divorce when it is unwelcome
not self-inflicted shit haircuts, being questioned on Twitter, failing to pay my taxes, producing really shit cheese sauces that everyone laughs at. Maybe her landlord has served notice?
Begborrowsteal
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Im on minimum wage with two young children. I rent, near London, paying literally my entire salary for the year. I have contents insurance, it costs a WHOPPING £13 A MONTH.
Fuck the fuck off, you absolute scrote.
Fuck the fuck off, you absolute scrote.
Veronicaaa
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Why are you still going on about us then?
TheDragonWithAFlagon
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Christ Almighty, how many people does she think need to run one shitty website? The most IT guys I've ever seen in one place was five running an entire NHS Trust over six sites, eight remote clinics, home based access and all the bloody medical equipment.
Dogmuck
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Oh fuck off Jack, you’re at home all day long, awake all night, you have a male house mate and you’ve been robbed twice in the last couple of weeks but the 12 weeks you were in an aparthotel in London all your stuff was safe
You’ve got a bastard big house, if the thing that was your granddads was so important you would treat it with some respect and either keep it in your home or get some proper security on your outbuilding. Twat!
Marmalade Atkins
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Veronicaaa
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Yes I'm sure less confident cooks will be able to follow this ludicrously overcomplicated 'recipe' for cheese sauce nae bother 
Cookiecookie
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Anyways, it's hit 2022 here, so Happy, Sloppy New Year to you all 