If I wear this can someone come as a gold pineapple jar please? Then I can sit on your shoulders and we can walk into the Sloppies in style.
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Jack must be really hungover very tired after all the election all nighter! Hopefully she gets a piss and a sandwich before the big night starts
I'm sitting here in my best all black ensemble. Because I am an unashamed emo and my wardrobe is already almost entirely black. No poor performative dye jobs needed 
Here I am.
Just empty your compost bin, done!
Thought that was in reply to “what’s on your Xmas menu”
I'm going to drape the pink curtains around me like a toga for tonight's big event. I'm hoping the glow of them,and the big light, will be good enough to help me look younger and less sick
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In a state of booster-induced fever, last night I typed out 'I'm throwing down the gauntlet: if she gives us the prune butter recipe I will make it.' and I've come back to it this afternoon having never been more grateful to not have posted reply.
It's funny that Fruity J should mention Knitting Jack as I found her sobriety blanket as a free gift in my packet of Sainsbury's Christmas pudding wheats this morning.
It's funny that Fruity J should mention Knitting Jack as I found her sobriety blanket as a free gift in my packet of Sainsbury's Christmas pudding wheats this morning.
Actually, going to change my outfit and go as some unruly labia. Halfway down the red carpet, someone will emerge from underneath the folds, carrying a birthday cake covered in too much edible glitter.
I just crossed my legs on seeing that!
I think she also forgot her troooosers!
It’s very quiet here At the minute which is kind of like on Christmas morning where you don’t want to get out of bed in case Santa has left a lump of coal!
Ha ha ha I am crying....the pic is hilarious
Presumably, she hasn't thought about her Christmas day menu because she's having Christmas dinner at mum and dad's house?
I'm ready!
Maybe it’s all going on in "the other" thread?
Jack is clearly fuming she is not invited to the sloppies.
Hope I’m not too late, I spent a whole twenty hour workday making this
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