Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish
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A certain Mumsnet thread has disappeared…
I think I found one of jack’s Behind the scenes recipes
Mercury poisoning?!?!
I am doing a bjork but instead of swan dress I am wearing a dead glove . Pigeon dress it will match the soullessness of my eyes.
Well I’m having my booster this afternoon (so I might be delayed) and I’ve had my previous 2 jabs as well (as I am clinically vulnerable). So I’m wearing this to celebrate.
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They hold her and give her space. Shrödinger’s assistants.
I went out yesterday so I will be dressed as a person who has crippling disability and fatigue (pyjamas, I love the banal but I’m not going to the effort of “wearing clothes”) they are grey from primary and the do not have a cartoon animal of dubious copyright, but I may attempt to kumquat my dull hair
I visited a few times, but it just seems to be dozens of screen shots of the same thing, over and over, and half the time it’s so far off topic, I have no clue, I may be missing the humour, but it seems a misery fest
I have a Dame Edna wig I was meant to be wearing to party on NYE. Might pop that on as well just to be FANCY.
No it isn't supervised as recommended, they shouldn't have met yet with nothing between them. This makes me angry, it is so easy to Google how to successfully introduce cats to one another, and letting them have it, especially when one is a fully grown Tom, and the other is a kitten, isn't recommended anywhere.
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father slopmas bring you one too?
Don’t even correct ‘the banal’ !
I also had too much adult grape juice and distilled potatoes last night so going to enjoy the sloppies from under my weighted blanket.
My outfit for tonight:
I'll get dressed after I finish wrapping these boxes of Turkish Delight with some newspaper.
I'll get dressed after I finish wrapping these boxes of Turkish Delight with some newspaper.
Father Slopbot gave me a wooden calculator. Perhaps not shat I wanted, but certainly what I needed.
I'm dressing up as a fish.
In homage to Jacks emo phase I’ll be wearing my best black parade outfit. I’ll also be listening to a playlist of HIM, Panic at the disco, Bright Eyes, The Used etc. Basically the kind of music I listen to anyway which I’m trying not to let Jack ruin!
I love how Jack dresses like this when she appears as the token poor on TV shows. (No, I don't believe she was forced into the shabby jumpers, nor how she said they pinned her sleeves up. Silly mare)
Just saw this dead infant out on an afternoon walk. Taken too soon 
Excited for the Sloppies!
Excited for the Sloppies!
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In a similar-ish vein, I will be in pyjamas (Winnie the Pooh) as I don't have the sort of anxiety and depression that makes me dye my clothes black, mine is the - 'today is a good day, I put fresh pyjamas on' sort. I'm doing it wrong, clearly
Have iced my little one a birthday cake though so I'm pleased with that today
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