Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish

[Flash123]

She didn’t delete the stalker chaos, headmaster is small beans in comparison

Really? Good grief! I’ll maybe have a read over it before the sloppies to get myself in the mood.

it’s getting exciting lads, I wonder who will be first on the red carpet later!

 

[MancBee]

Do any of the other threads have such exciting events? I never venture passed our Jack.

If I got engrossed in any other thread I would never be off tattle. I could hardly call Jack out on a SM addiction if I spent any more time on here.

Whoever it was posted the 25 minutes work, 5 minute break, thank you. I have started doing it (the 5 minutes is to catch up here) and hope I can maintain it.

 

[Captainmouse]

Do any of the other threads have such exciting events? I never venture passed our Jack.

If I got engrossed in any other thread I would never be off tattle. I could hardly call Jack out on a SM addiction if I spent any more time on here.

Whoever it was posted the 25 minutes work, 5 minute break, thank you. I have started doing it (the 5 minutes is to catch up here) and hope I can maintain it.

I’ve tried a couple of other threads but I find them dull and boring tbh, even though I often don’t know the periphery cast here the cabal always make me and I have received an education on many things

 

[BubbleDuck]

Anyone got outfits for the Sloppies?
I’m thinking

This is my outfit . Steampunk leggings, movicol T-shirt with the Bristol sticky poo stool chart , a scarf I found in a puddle near court ,and confusingly birds with gloves on them. To hide the tattoos on my arms that would definitely have signalled me out as being too poor and maverick to be a ninny , ,ive covered them with a tattoo sleeve top from the kids section at Asda. I’ve put new yellow laces in my boots because the light has gone back in my eyes today , and have glued them back together especially- this is why they are next to me and not on my feet - I had to sell all my lightbulbs this morning to buy the glue, and no I couldn’t do it earlier despite knowing about the date of the Sloppies for ages because I’ve been BUSY! As it’s almost Christmas, I have put a bit of glittery make up on. It might look a bit much on screen but in real life , it gives me a subtle shimmer .

i’m sure many of you will love my outfit as much as me, so I’ve printed and framed a few copies.and I will be working 29 hour days to ensure they reach you all by Christmas Day 2025

 

[Flash123]

The Meghan and Harry thread can be interesting when they do a chaos, which they did during one of Jack’s quiet spells.

 

[Pavlova]

Jack on her way to sort the government out xView attachment 929284

In her aviators...feeling like....

 

[NP]

I’m never out on a Friday night, or any night for that matter but it’s just bloody typical that tonight I will be. I’ve dyed my favourite RIP Viv dress black for the occasion and I’ll be wearing it in the cabal’s honour. I’ve put some tea in the slow cooker for grunking with later.

 

[Geetbo]

The Alice Evans thread can be a ride. I daren't post in it.

 

[YenE]

Jeez Louise, I went to the start of that thread where she's going on about how anyone who thinks she's difficult to work with is ableist, and post #7 is this. OVER A YEAR AGO. Nothing ever changes! Screenshot courtesy of @Silver Linings.
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The lights in her eyes, they go on and off quicker then the flashing lights on my Christmas tree.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I shall be wearing a viv dress tonight, it's what she would've wanted, dyed black of course because that's apparently what depression looks like.

 

[Switchstreetz]

I shall be wearing a ringmaster costume because Jack is a clown and her social media presence is an entire circus

ETA: me rail In true Jack homage im having a chaos today - one of our white goods has stopped working. Luckily my flatmates and I RENT so we can just hassle the landlord, shudder to think of an unexpected bill like this near Xmas if I was the one who had to stump out and replace it.

 

[Flash123]

Saw this on twitter and it made me chuckle

 

[Emmapism]

Forgive my ignorance dearest cable but what time do the sloppies start tonight?

 

[Pavlova]

Right lads, I think I'll be going for the Sloppies outfit on the right...as a larger frau, I'm sure I will look spectacular opening the door to the takeaway driver delivering food for such a prestigious occasion

 

[Legionnairess]

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This is my outfit . Steampunk leggings, movicol T-shirt with the Bristol sticky poo stool chart , a scarf I found in a puddle near court ,and confusingly birds with gloves on them. To hide the tattoos on my arms that would definitely have signalled me out as being too poor and maverick to be a ninny , ,ive covered them with a tattoo sleeve top from the kids section at Asda. I’ve put new yellow laces in my boots because the light has gone back in my eyes today , and have glued them back together especially- this is why they are next to me and not on my feet - I had to sell all my lightbulbs this morning to buy the glue, and no I couldn’t do it earlier despite knowing about the date of the Sloppies for ages because I’ve been BUSY! As it’s almost Christmas, I have put a bit of glittery make up on. It might look a bit much on screen but in real life , it gives me a subtle shimmer .

i’m sure many of you will love my outfit as much as me, so I’ve printed and framed a few copies.and I will be working 29 hour days to ensure they reach you all by Christmas Day 2025

I’m going with nostalgia and wearing my beloved Opal Fruits dress. But I’m not off to conference.

 

[Vanelope]

Vlad has outfit suggestions…

 

[kachoochoo]

I know what I'll be wearing tonight...

 

[Geetbo]

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Vlad has outfit suggestions…

Vlad has his outfit on and is on his way to the ceremony

 

[Switchstreetz]

Forgive my ignorance dearest cable but what time do the sloppies start tonight?

I should have it posted at 6pm

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

I'll be wearing nothing but a Tiggy&Bo to keep things in.