Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish

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The ridiculousness of this



"I would say to students that [sic] graduated along with me today... go fill your little worlds up with love and kindness..."
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'amazed'
Yup. Me too.

Did she actually say 'little worlds'?
Such an obnoxicon
 
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Thanks @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins for capturing the insanity that ensued when I was soundly asleep #askmeaboutmysleeproutine (actually, don't. It's brushing my teeth, reading and sleeping. #oldskool).

I find Twitter the most bizarre of all SM. You go on and announce to the world that you have depression and are therefore dying all your clothes black. Two separate discussions follow
1) Oh babe, are you alright? Black dog is terrible. Have you tried lighting a candle?
2) Please note that when you dye your clothes, polyester doesn't take, only cotton dyes well, etc. etc.

Several days later, when original poster (yes, that's Jack) posts a photo of her wearing her newly dyed garment and mithering on about her MH, two more discussion follow
a) Oh babe, are you alright? Black dog is terrible. Have you tried lighting a candle?
b) You've inspired me to dye my clothes too! Responded to by Jack with all the advice from point 2 above.

It all reminds me of this
 
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Thanks @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins for capturing the insanity that ensued when I was soundly asleep #askmeaboutmysleeproutine (actually, don't. It's brushing my teeth, reading and sleeping. #oldskool).

I find Twitter the most bizarre of all SM. You go on and announce to the world that you have depression and are therefore dying all your clothes black. Two separate discussions follow
1) Oh babe, are you alright? Black dog is terrible. Have you tried lighting a candle?
2) Please note that when you dye your clothes, polyester doesn't take, only cotton dyes well, etc. etc.

Several days later, when original poster (yes, that's Jack) posts a photo of her wearing her newly dyed garment and mithering on about her MH, two more discussion follow
a) Oh babe, are you alright? Black dog is terrible. Have you tried lighting a candle?
b) You've inspired me to dye my clothes too! Responded to by Jack with all the advice from point 2 above.

It all reminds me of this
How did you get live footage of the tardis bungalow?
 
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Jack shitting herself that when squiggle buys the make up they will discover it doesn't have the same effect on them as Jack's Facetune
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Prune butter?

I just googled it and it is a thing, only it's a sweet jam spread made with prunes, honey, vinegar and spices.

What an odd mash up of flavours. We have the sweet prunes, salty bacon, salty black pudding. I've never had cod roe so no idea what it tastes like but adding it into the mix doesn't sound like a good idea.
 
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The ridiculousness of this



"I would say to students that [sic] graduated along with me today... go fill your little worlds up with love and kindness..."
'amazed'
Yup. Me too.

Did she actually say 'little worlds'?
Such an obnoxicon
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Yea I'm sure after all that hard work they put in they can all only dream of one day entering 'bigger worlds' where they can live off of handouts, be addicted to social media, jobless, where they can expect to fail at every single opportunity they're ever given due to incompetence, and roundly disliked by former colleagues. But it'll all be fine and wonderful as long as they remember to say the words "be kind" when not otherwise displaying diva-like behaviour...
 
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I wasn't around during discussion about how former colleages have saud that she is hard to work with, can anyone expand on who said what please?
 
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What iteration of before/after/during are we at now? 6?

ETA: because I didn’t want to do a Jackie and use words I don’t understand I just googled that to see if I used “iteration” properly and I’m not sure if I did, so if I didn’t PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE thankyou
 
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I wasn't around during discussion about how former colleages have saud that she is hard to work with, can anyone expand on who said what please?
I think it was a production company and we all speculated it had to be the DKL crew, I’m sure someone else will come along with the receipts
 
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I wasn't around during discussion about how former colleages have saud that she is hard to work with, can anyone expand on who said what please?
I can't immediately find it and I assume our screenshot legends will be having a wee lie in after a late night. Looking forward to it being reposted because it was #classicJack and will remind me of why we're all still here even if I'm feeling a bit sorry for her at the moment.
 
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I wasn't around during discussion about how former colleages have saud that she is hard to work with, can anyone expand on who said what please?
Jack revealed it herself while having a massive meltdown in response to a Sia tweet. Starts from around here:


When all was said and done, her defence seemed to be "I do my own washing up"
 
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I wasn't around during discussion about how former colleages have saud that she is hard to work with, can anyone expand on who said what please?
I don't have the precise receipt but I remember it inspired an epic Jack Twitter thread on why she wasn't difficult at all actually which only served to highlight......how awful she is 😂
 
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I don't have the precise receipt but I remember it inspired an epic Jack Twitter thread on why she wasn't difficult at all actually which only served to highlight......how awful she is 😂
didn’t it also inspire the famous list of all the work she’d done and had in the pipeline?
 
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Jack revealed it herself while having a massive meltdown in response to a Sia tweet. Starts from around here:


When all was said and done, her defence seemed to be "I do my own washing up"
She also may have definitely didn't have long Covid at the time of those tweets. I still dream of the Gant chart.


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I was just trying to triangulate the 2 years she was vegan and came across this on her Instagram. Didn’t we go through this again recently?
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