Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish
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Yup. So many smudgey, blurred areas. Random addition to eyebrow, chiselled jawline, soft focus wisps to hair. LIESfacetune
The ridiculousness of this
"I would say to students that [sic] graduated along with me today... go fill your little worlds up with love and kindness..."
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'amazed'
Yup. Me too.
Did she actually say 'little worlds'?
Such an obnoxicon
"I would say to students that [sic] graduated along with me today... go fill your little worlds up with love and kindness..."
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'amazed'
Yup. Me too.
Did she actually say 'little worlds'?
Such an obnoxicon
Thanks @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins for capturing the insanity that ensued when I was soundly asleep #askmeaboutmysleeproutine (actually, don't. It's brushing my teeth, reading and sleeping. #oldskool).
I find Twitter the most bizarre of all SM. You go on and announce to the world that you have depression and are therefore dying all your clothes black. Two separate discussions follow
1) Oh babe, are you alright? Black dog is terrible. Have you tried lighting a candle?
2) Please note that when you dye your clothes, polyester doesn't take, only cotton dyes well, etc. etc.
Several days later, when original poster (yes, that's Jack) posts a photo of her wearing her newly dyed garment and mithering on about her MH, two more discussion follow
a) Oh babe, are you alright? Black dog is terrible. Have you tried lighting a candle?
b) You've inspired me to dye my clothes too! Responded to by Jack with all the advice from point 2 above.
It all reminds me of this
I find Twitter the most bizarre of all SM. You go on and announce to the world that you have depression and are therefore dying all your clothes black. Two separate discussions follow
1) Oh babe, are you alright? Black dog is terrible. Have you tried lighting a candle?
2) Please note that when you dye your clothes, polyester doesn't take, only cotton dyes well, etc. etc.
Several days later, when original poster (yes, that's Jack) posts a photo of her wearing her newly dyed garment and mithering on about her MH, two more discussion follow
a) Oh babe, are you alright? Black dog is terrible. Have you tried lighting a candle?
b) You've inspired me to dye my clothes too! Responded to by Jack with all the advice from point 2 above.
It all reminds me of this
Cant imagine how hard WHAT is for her? Wtf , presuming they mean her alcoholism / binge drinking?
How did you get live footage of the
Jack shitting herself that when squiggle buys the make up they will discover it doesn't have the same effect on them as Jack's Facetune
Prune butter?
I just googled it and it is a thing, only it's a sweet jam spread made with prunes, honey, vinegar and spices.
What an odd mash up of flavours. We have the sweet prunes, salty bacon, salty black pudding. I've never had cod roe so no idea what it tastes like but adding it into the mix doesn't sound like a good idea.
'amazed'
Yup. Me too.
Did she actually say 'little worlds'?
Such an obnoxicon
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Yea I'm sure after all that hard work they put in they can all only dream of one day entering 'bigger worlds' where they can live off of handouts, be addicted to social media, jobless, where they can expect to fail at every single opportunity they're ever given due to incompetence, and roundly disliked by former colleagues. But it'll all be fine and wonderful as long as they remember to say the words "be kind" when not otherwise displaying diva-like behaviour...
I can only assume it's also available at Asda or the Polish sklep
It's my jam of choice. However, it actually contains 0% butter so is 100% vegan.
It's my jam of choice. However, it actually contains 0% butter so is 100% vegan.
I wasn't around during discussion about how former colleages have saud that she is hard to work with, can anyone expand on who said what please?
What iteration of before/after/during are we at now? 6?
ETA: because I didn’t want to do a Jackie and use words I don’t understand I just googled that to see if I used “iteration” properly and I’m not sure if I did, so if I didn’t PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE thankyou
ETA: because I didn’t want to do a Jackie and use words I don’t understand I just googled that to see if I used “iteration” properly and I’m not sure if I did, so if I didn’t PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE thankyou
How different is her face before facetune?
I must of course shout kumquat!
I must of course shout kumquat!
I think it was a production company and we all speculated it had to be the DKL crew, I’m sure someone else will come along with the receipts
I can't immediately find it and I assume our screenshot legends will be having a wee lie in after a late night. Looking forward to it being reposted because it was #classicJack and will remind me of why we're all still here even if I'm feeling a bit sorry for her at the moment.
Jack revealed it herself while having a massive meltdown in response to a Sia tweet. Starts from around here:
Jack Monroe #107 The writing’s on the wallpaper
The intro to that Three Tin Tender recipe is so bleeping annoying. You originally called it Sticky Barbecue Beef? Literally no-one gives a duck? My curiosity would love to make this, but I refuse to waste food.
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When all was said and done, her defence seemed to be "I do my own washing up"
I don't have the precise receipt but I remember it inspired an epic Jack Twitter thread on why she wasn't difficult at all actually which only served to highlight......how awful she is
didn’t it also inspire the famous list of all the work she’d done and had in the pipeline?I don't have the precise receipt but I remember it inspired an epic Jack Twitter thread on why she wasn't difficult at all actually which only served to highlight......how awful she is
She also
I was just trying to triangulate the 2 years she was vegan and came across this on her Instagram. Didn’t we go through this again recently?
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