Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish

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If I wear this can someone come as a gold pineapple jar please? Then I can sit on your shoulders and we can walk into the Sloppies in style.
 
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Flash123

Jack must be really hungover very tired after all the election all nighter! Hopefully she gets a piss and a sandwich before the big night starts
 
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Emmapism

I'm sitting here in my best all black ensemble. Because I am an unashamed emo and my wardrobe is already almost entirely black. No poor performative dye jobs needed
 
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traumatised sideboard

In a state of booster-induced fever, last night I typed out 'I'm throwing down the gauntlet: if she gives us the prune butter recipe I will make it.' and I've come back to it this afternoon having never been more grateful to not have posted reply.

It's funny that Fruity J should mention Knitting Jack as I found her sobriety blanket as a free gift in my packet of Sainsbury's Christmas pudding wheats this morning.

 
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Mr Krabs


Actually, going to change my outfit and go as some unruly labia. Halfway down the red carpet, someone will emerge from underneath the folds, carrying a birthday cake covered in too much edible glitter.
 
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Flash123

It’s very quiet here At the minute which is kind of like on Christmas morning where you don’t want to get out of bed in case Santa has left a lump of coal!
 
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