Jack Monroe #225 The squit has hit the pan

[replace32titles]

I don’t understand why she always assumes everyone is too poor to own a tin opener but also assumes everyone has a blender.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Ahhh god, I love a good Jack-cookery video. There's always an endless list of questionables by the end.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Hold on to your HATS. Christmas has come early, and doesn’t it look like a massive old faff.

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You have made my day week month year.

Sorry to be “the one” but I thought it was sweet. She wasn’t as annoying as in previous showings, the creatures were and she actually looked like she cared.

I’ll go and hide in Mario’s thread for a while now.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Then the labels that pop up for the contents of the measuring cups say figs and dates. But when she adds them she says prunes. Make it make sense.

Nicely spotted.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Looks dense AF, doesn’t it Harry.
Solid.

Much like the majority of her fans

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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omg she’s absolutely shameless - we all love a payday takeaway but maybe not if we’re scamming it?!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Saint_clemmie]

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TRIED IT! Course you have, that's why you’ve only just mentioned it! Also “burning sore throat” so I had minces pies and a nice chat. Makes sense!

 

[Silver Linings]

When she reads it back it’ll be a list of sweeties and the Harvester menu.

 

[Falkor]

Tip jar has gone when I look on a web browser too. Well done, Jack, this is progress

Ardman Animation is based in Bristol, so I guess that's the stool connection!

 

[MancBee]

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She really does think she understands politics, doesn't she?

 

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[HotesTilaire]

Is the link that you’re an attention seeking twit who likes to make out they’re clever and knowledgeable and needs a pat on the head for doing an essay even though you’re 33?

 

[Flash123]

When I have a raging Temperature and sore throat I would be thinking more along the lines of a cup a soup instead of mince pies, corn dogs and Mac and cheese

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

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This is exactly the kind of thing that my undergrads submit as an introduction in their first ever essay and think it's clever and it is... not.

 

[Silver Linings]

Def still there and active.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Tip jar is still there for me.

“In my essay I am going to discuss the link between…”

Third person hun? Ever heard of it?

 

[Ninch55]

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When she reads it back it’ll be a list of sweeties and the Harvester menu.

@Rekyavikgirl - you were saying?……