Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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Saint_clemmie

What I don’t understand is how can someone who uploads so many selfies have a different hair style in every single one!?
 
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BeautifulTrauma

She is definitely going for the Insta-Mum vibe isn’t she, hoping to snare a new Mrs J.

What happened to her masculine aesthetic?
 
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Saint_clemmie

Jack, if you want to show off your lipstick and new Karen hair then just say so. No need to make up this performative bullshit.
 
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Emmapism

You lot are on top form today. I'm currently manifesting a nice fish cake, garlicky potatoes and green beans for my tea.

Maybe if I close my eyes, click my heels three times and post a photo on Insta of my empty plate it might just happen.
 
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EddieBeds

Dogmuck said:
Holy sweet Jesus, tried it and it worked What was supposed to happen?

She’s deleted that because she realised she hadn’t fully photoshopped the nose on the second one
Click to expand...
Omg I hadn’t even noticed (due to all the other trickery going on in the photos) and now can’t not see it!
 
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HotesTilaire

Honestly before I read tattle I used to see some “catfish influencers” and think it was a joke that they painted on a new face and body, but thanks to Katie Hayes Wiki I realise it’s a thing!
Jack hasn’t given herself the “influencer” face but those selfies she posts have so many layers of touch ups- colour change, line blur, saturation, hair colour, pink cheeks, white teeth, whiter eye whites, sharper edges, face proportions and distance between features altered. It’s a lot of work, really a lot.
 
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Saint_clemmie

What do you think Jacks doing right now?

I think she’s kicking herself after that photoshop fail, before and after selfies - wasted, inspirational quote - wasted, all those lost likes - wasted, that sweet sweet dopamine hit - wasted, oh what could have been.

https://giphy.com/XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i
 
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traumatised sideboard

This is probably v mean girls of me but her face is starting to look like a surface pressure chart like what the weathermanlady points at and that.



Disclaimer: I don't actually understand surface pressure charts.
 
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Vanelope

Cheaper than actual cosmetic surgery but you then have to face real people who don’t recognise you!
 
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PortiaControl

That new photo is odd. How many faces can one person have?! There's something a bit Jessica Chastain about it. Like she's run it through FaceApp with her face.

At least she's ditched the Weatherfield One glasses I suppose.
 
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Sideboard Bob

I can’t get over how different she looks in those deleted selfies. I can’t look at them too long because it’s freaking me out a bit, like some kind of uncanny valley effect.

Imagine putting a quote about being exactly as you are and then changing your face THAT much. I almost feel sorry for her (almost!) because there‘s nothing wrong with her real face at all.
 
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