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BlendedSlop

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Cue longwinded explanation post (under a picture of a boiled banana breakfast or something) about how SB was wearing new trainers she bought him as a back to school treat (she had to save up for 6 months but it was worth it - anything for her homeboy!) but they started to pinch halfway through the day so he changed into an old pair they'd fortunately brought with them in the shopping trolley, THAT OK WITH YOU!? Have a lovely day 🥰
 
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pls stop photographing that poor child to prove he’s at yours for another weekend, another cake tin full of scorched slop will do us fine
 
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She is so fucking tight with him it’s unreal. Thorpe Park isn’t that far away, she could either get an Uber for £70 from Tower Hill or go across to west and get a £20 one. There’s probably coaches and shuttle bus services for a tenner odd anyway?

Bearing in mind her awful trainers are £180 a pop, a night at the apart hotel she did a residency in >£100 a night, and she’s happily gone out for dinners in central all throughout the pandemic she’s not short of the money, just doesn’t want to spend it on him?
 
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HotesTilaire

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I finally got round to cleaning a bit of the kitchen so I checked early...just as well as the liquid is trying to escape. I’ve put a dirty tea towel under it to catch the inevitable escaping ephemera. I’d do a daily mail sad face except I’m a faceless troll, so I did a superfluous finger point
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The fog clears…it’s been under our noses all this time!

And I must consult my more learned Fraus, as I’m somewhat surprised to read about her son being in ICU for such a long time. That must have been very traumatic (no snark).

I thought I knew about all of Jack’s traumas, so I’m shocked to come across a new one. Did anyone else know about that?
She has mentioned before that he was sent to special care which is the level above NICU for babies who need a bit extra help or have graduated from NICU but this new pic is definitely a NICU one, the incubator and other equipment show as much, Special Care is cots only. At the time she said he needed extra support (O2 possibly, because he was a little premature). But that he was otherwise fine.

I don't know if she is doing her usual, using omission tactics and maybe inferring it worse than it really was. I do think it's inappropriate to share on a public platform.

For context, we spent 3 months in NICU with my youngest child for a lung condition and it's very traumatic. Life support, ventilator, surgery, everything you can imagine and worse. I won't go into it too much but when you've been a NICU parent you become well versed in the medical side of things and well acquainted with the reasons why a baby needs to be in NICU. It's definitely not something to splash all over social media to use as a fishing exercise.

Jack, if you're reading, please delete the pics of your son and his toy. I know how special it is and how hard that experience is but your boy needs to move on without the baggage, especially for when he is at high school.
 
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HotesTilaire

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Listen I love the canal and all of it’s mithering ninnies but I.Shant.Eat..That
The texture is indeed like wallpaper paste with gluten-y strands pulling the slop back from the spoon which tries to separate it.
It went darker the longer it was boiled, my guess is that Fack left it on High all night. The addition of coconut milk is bizarre, you can add more milk to water down over cooked oats but you’re supposed to mix it in. Once oats have gone full jelly, you know it, though.
I have to go OUT (yes I know, get me, it’s been 84 years etc) but when I come back I’ll pop the slow cooker on for another 5 hours, see if we can’t purge all the moisture out
 
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Raker

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He’s in year 7 he has his own shit going on right now, year 7 is hard! The last thing he needs to be worrying about is getting his mum out of a ‘bluesy bit’.
The last thing a Year 7 needs is a photo of their special cuddly toy splashed all over the internet for all schoolmates to find and rip the piss out of...

That poor, poor boy.
 
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Oh @LennyBriscoe , it's actually me, old Harry Bosch here. I deleted my tattle account a ages ago because I had (detective) work to do in real life. I've been back for a while though, working undercover as it were, mainly lurking.

Let's face it, neither one of us ever managed to solve any crimes or mysteries. Good job @Traazers is around finding shoe facts when we need them.
 
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That is it. I have had my absolute limit of Jack today. I've cringed myself into a two dimensional plane à la Flat Stanley and now I'm folding myself into a letter to be posted directly into the sun. Goodbye cruel gruel world.
 
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blurstoftimes

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How many of us who have had a child of a similar age remember them sitting nicely in a chair to eat a biscuit.
She’s one again trying to propegate the idea that SB is a tiny child. Teens aren’t marketable are they?
my daughter is the same age as SB and i find the way she talks about him completely alien and unfamiliar. I despise the way she proudly makes it sound like he looks after her - you are supposed to look after him you raging narc!
 
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Captainmouse

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She starts everything with huge enthusiasm… then nothing. I’m sure she’s acknowledged in interviews that she does this, so you’d think with that self-awareness she would stop announcing every idea she has like it’s the next big thing.

#thriftyshadesofbeige



I just had to search for this to remind myself about it.


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😳 sixty eight grand, I repeat sixty eight grand she took for a black and white photo copied book effort, and she claims to be out of pocket for postage
 
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