Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!

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MancBee

When your pasta's all hard
And is covered in lard
That's a moleeee

When linguini is green
It should never be seen
That's a moleeee
 
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Nottonightbabe

When you join thread 31
Fraus be like "are you done?"
That's a mole

Well you threatened the fraus
But it's #193 now
That's a moleeeee!
 
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MancBee

When you're on his show
Eamonn sniggers, we know
That's a moleeee

When you're on TV
The cabal's full of glee
That's a moleee

When you're covering your arse
You cut your toe on some glass
That's a mole

(The last one only works if you've got a middle class Southend accent)
 
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Pixieboots

The moray version of the song has reminded me of one of my other all time fave memes:

 
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Captainmouse

With your shark like eyes
and constant porkie pies
that’s a molee
 
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Dogmuck

When your dirty cutlery
messes with our Manc Bee that’s a moleeee
 
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MancBee

When you grate your corned beef
It puts on edge all my teeth
That's a moleeee

When your cake's like a brick
And your stews look like sick
That's a moleeee

(There were so many options with that last one, I decided to keep it clean)
 
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Mitzymooface

MancBee said:
When you grate your corned beef
It puts on edge all my teeth
That's a moleeee

When your cake's like a brick
And your stews look like sick
That's a moleeee

(There were so many options with that last one, I decided to keep it clean)
Click to expand...
Paging slopbot...
 
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HotesTilaire

When you don’t time cooking pasta live in the pot,
It’s “slightly” undercooked, you lose your slot
On this m-ooorning
 
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MancBee

When your bungalow has stairs
And you've too many chairs
That's a moleeee

When you sleep in a tent
In a garden you rent
That's a moleeee

When you rent a big home
Though you live there alone
That's a moleeee

(Last one was a bit cruel...but accurate)
 
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MancBee

When you've a wig on your head
Looks like you're straight out of bed
That's a mole

When the doc's by your bed
Prescribing lipstick, bright red
That's a moleeee

When you cook in your shed
And we can't see your head
That's a moleeee


I must stop.
 
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bowiethesdmn

This photo puts me in mind of hugging the toilet bowl and trying to stop the dry heaves after a night of heavy everythinging.

There's also probably a toilet-talent analogy to be made here but I'm too tired so just pretend I did.

eta: oh god i ruined the singalong
 
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