Jack Monroe #189 Food Crime Pie

[Vanelope]

When I first signed up to Pinterest, I didn't realise it was public. I had ridiculous boards like "dream wedding" ( news to the person I'd just started seeing), and "stop being so lazy"...

When I found out that people I knew were invited to follow me I was aghast and did a jack-worthy deleting spree

My wedding one was locked up! House and paint ones I leave public

 

[Mr Krabs]

With a year's supply you could definately eat a peach for hours.

Thankspaceyou for quoting one of my favourite bad movies!

 

[Captainmouse]

I too have a yellow coat, not a joules, but a craghoppers last year in the sale

 

[Hootrena]

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Creepy

 

[Lanie]

Here's my cutlery drawer as an antidote, in case you've missed that too.
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We have the same drawer organiser.

 

[Billybellend]

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You beat me to it

 

[Fruitjack]

What does she need a multi-temp kettle for anyway? I thought that's what the slow cooker was for. Not a chance I'm going to watch that video either but I do hope 'Yes! A kilowatt hour!' is going to catch on in cabal parlance.

Tonight's the night, I'm buzzing for headrush spaghetti lads. I bought the fresh parsley and vegan hard-style cheese this afternoon for the finishing touches and I'm pretty sure that is what's going to give it that final flourish and make it <chef's kiss>

This is the same feeling as Eurovision Eve and will hopefully make up for my team currently being involved in a kickyball match that as is dull as the poverty story

 

[Captainmouse]

it's BALAMORY!



I became OBSESSED with her nose when she did the mel donte live fiasco.
It has spread all over her face!
I am not one given to commenting on appearances but just looked so different.

I mentioned at the time I thought maybe she had filler migration

 

[Veronicaaa]

The students on my street don’t even seem to realise they have to pay car tax let alone bills.

There are two clamped by the DVLA at the moment and no one seems to care.

Needless to say one is a Mini and the other is a Golf .

lol do you live in Clifton

 

[Captainmouse]

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Oh, nice one Vlad. I had to click the ad to confirm my suspicions and yes, it's a hair loss concealer. Ta, but no ta very Matt. Much Matt.

Vlad sure does have a sense of humour

 

[HotesTilaire]

I believe minor medical attention (ouchie mouth) tweakments (the eyebrow shaping was a great start) and rehab day patient “away” from home/usual distractions

 

[HotesTilaire]

Just putting my hand up to say don't volunteer me as a tribute if this recipe testing gets that far! Too nauseous today to even look at her alleged recipes.

Thank(space)you @traumatised sideboard for deciphering the owl champagne thing. I'm normally good at puzzles but I've the fog brain today.

I was really proud of myself for getting it! I think my brain works so well because of my diet (I don’t eat anything Fack makes)

I'm just chatting to a friend who's a bit skint at the moment and decided to take advantage of that 'too good to go' app where you can get cheap bags of near end-date food from various shops.

I asked him to let me know what he gets as I'm always looking for ways to have more money to spend on shite save money on food. Last text says 'magic bag was disappointing, crab sticks and custard anyone?' and I'm sorely tempted to point him in the direction of this thread, except I do quite enjoy his company and would like that to continue.

Have you tried olio?

 

[Captainmouse]

I’m guessing they live round the corner from Orphan Black?

Distinct possibility or poor @Hollaaa

 

[Captainmouse]

It has a kind of slime mould thing going on. I did physically wretch on touching it. I'm 100% going to try and see how thin a slice would be if I managed 37.5 slices out of it

Also, we need to add 15p for first aid bits due to me being a clumsy oaf with these damn hands and burning myself putting the paper back into the slow cooker.

You obviously need some

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!

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[Suffolkmum]

Here's my cutlery drawer as an antidote, in case you've missed that too.
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A work of art.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

That word 'unt' grosses me out. One of my gay friends refers to herself as Uncltie K when she's talking to my cats. Looks bad typed out but sounds quite sweet when she says it.

 

[Cookiecookie]

He’s wayyyyyyy creepier than I remembered tbh

That whole show was super creepy!

 

[Captainmouse]

Yes I remember the picture - it was of her fireplace with footwear arranged in front of it for some reason. Piles of books on either side. A few threads back I think (around the time someone posted the picture of the serial killer tribute kitchen).

ETA found it! Not books but the wierd kitchen utensils bunting.

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Thankspaceyou I sometimes wonder if I imagine some things, as it’s all a bit . Mind you that said, they appear neither pastel nor floral wasn’t there a picture where she had used a pair like a vase (sans water) to put things in??

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Maybe they are fejkas?

Had to Google that