Still no retweet for Marcus and Tom, but Jack managed to retweet this from Delicious magazine, which funnily enough promotes her own article/advertorial/year 6 English homework.
Well I never.
To paraphrase Jack. Is there a deadline by which she has to retweet? Or can she:-
tweet about her aparthotel,
tweet about sobriety,
tweet photographs of herself,
delete photographs of herself,
photoshop and retweet same photograph,
vague tweet about her treatment and sobriety,
tweet about fridge drinks,
retweet someone else about Boris,
doll herself up for a award ceremony,
do video to receive award,
get prodded and poked and jabbed,
tweet about CT scans and X-rays,
tweet about steroid injections,
retweet some things she has written,
tweet about cooking salad,
make cake,
tweet about making cake,
make more cake and tweet about that,
tweet about reusing foil tray,
make unfunny tweets about Jacob Rees-Mogg,
tweet about her taxi ride,
and................. have a piss and a sandwich.
For goodness sake, give her a break. When could she ever find time to retweet Marcus and Tom? She is BUSY, OK?