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I knew it! The breakup thing is a load of bollox. Happened as soon as the brexit tin thief landed that big job this time last year. Trying to distance herself from calamity Jack. The whole Covid thing was a joke and the two of them should've been held accountable. Ridiculous! People giving her money/her telling everyone her rent bounces every month when she's shacked up with the news exec. Ninny post obviously your honour but I mean, really. Pffft.
 
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I don’t know why, but the forty quid in the middle is kind of endearing - like I’d display all my pressies and birthday money like that when I was a smol one as well.
They should have given it to her in individual coins so she could have sat there, cross legged, tongue sticking out while she counted in 40 drops into the piggy bank, squealing every time.
 
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That's the next two weeks of shopping sorted

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Edit: Missed the wife plot twist. Watch the pic be deleted once she grunks and realises she's ducked up. Or she'll post some ridiculously implausible defensive tweet about it being a private joke between friends.
 
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Just had what can only be described as a Jack Monroment...skidded on the wet bathroom floor, slammed my foot into my scales and somehow shattered them completely. Shards of glass everywhere, I'm unhurt except for a sore toe but I'm thinking this should be worth at least a few days off work, right?
Another chaos by proxy.
Jack has cursed us all!
 
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Omg the Mary Poppins thing. Bet LC bought that for Jack. Unless she was miming to the original song, I thought she sounded a lot like Julie Andrew's.

Ooh the wife card, a plot twist. If they never split up last year, why did Jack have that period of looking extremely unwell? Why did she go to Dunedin alone (or did she). Why did LC not step in with the kitten situation. I have so many questions.

Eta there is a sister card too. Is it from the brother she decked one xmas?
 
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Do I see a sister card, too? That's sweet, her brother must care for her.
 
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I knew it! The breakup thing is a load of bollox. Happened as soon as the brexit tin thief landed that big job this time last year. Trying to distance herself from calamity Jack. The whole Covid thing was a joke and the two of them should've been held accountable. Ridiculous! People giving her money/her telling everyone her rent bounces every month when she's shacked up with the news exec. Ninny post obviously your honour but I mean, really. Pffft.
not to mention the £20 pilgramege to asda for yellow sticker stuff.

Omg the Mary Poppins thing. Bet LC bought that for Jack. Unless she was miming to the original song, I thought she sounded a lot like Julie Andrew's.

Ooh the wife card, a plot twist. If they never split up last year, why did Jack have that period of looking extremely unwell? Why did she go to Dunedin alone (or did she). Why did LC not step in with the kitten situation. I have so many questions.

Eta there is a sister card too. Is it from the brother she decked one xmas?
she also has adopted siblings.
 
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I was sad to see she has tweaked her appearance towards non binary again - not because I think NB is bad in any way, just that she is confusing and most of all for her lad who probably doesn’t quite understand Mary Poppins Jack in bra tops and heavy makeup one day, and Jack as a 12 year old mate the next. Having no experience of binding but plenty of experience with tight uncomfortable bras, it seems to me like a big commitment to do.



Yo, sorry, I don’t mean to be policing. Go on discussing Jack’s gender expression. I’ll just say I deleted my old account here after the last NB Jack phase, because I don’t need to read about the harmful effects/“trend” of trans people. But I came back. Can we keep it Jack-specific? There is a lot to say when it comes to her and gender, of course. But, this feels like a stretch, and if you have to say you don’t think NB is a bad thing...

Sorry, I’m doing a terrible job of not commenting. And I have no clout here. Just sharing why I deleted my account.
 
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Edit: Missed the wife plot twist. Watch the pic be deleted once she grunks and realises she's ducked up. Or she'll post some ridiculously implausible defensive tweet about it being a private joke between friends.
"duhhhh, my best friend and I have been doing this for years, getting each other wife cards, it is an insider joke but the sad Hausfraus...."
 
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So is it Mum (as seen here) or Mama (as seen in the IG live)? And is the Granddaughter card from beyond the grave?

Finally watched the IG live, I think the wobbly voice is so well rehearsed that it's automatic, the minute she starts to talk about the poverty it kicks in, she can't help herself.

I'm sad that the hats are gone, am off to do a howl n claw 🥺
 
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I knew it! The breakup thing is a load of bollox. Happened as soon as the brexit tin thief landed that big job this time last year. Trying to distance herself from calamity Jack. The whole Covid thing was a joke and the two of them should've been held accountable. Ridiculous! People giving her money/her telling everyone her rent bounces every month when she's shacked up with the news exec. Ninny post obviously your honour but I mean, really. Pffft.
I swear she deliberately worded it ‘my wife moved out’ and ‘she left’ rather than ‘we’ve broken up’. Wow!
 
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I was wondering why you’d zoomed in in this strange word... “Colife” ... ? And then....

I don't understand why they hide it. seems pointless. she seemed to enjoy being part of a smug couple. unless LC want's to keep it quiet.
 
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I swear she deliberately worded it ‘my wife moved out’ and ‘she left’ rather than ‘we’ve broken up’. Wow!
All the ridiculous 'friend' and 'bubble buddy' stuff I mean really! Works both ways, LC doesn't want to be involved in Jack's amateur dramatics all over Twitter and Jack doesn't want loaded telly exec LC ruining her pov rep!
 
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