Jack Monroe #166 Comments are off

[Thank(space)you]

Maybe get an mri just incase and your best highlighter out.


How do you get banned from POF?

Spoiler: Off topic dating chat

I was on another *ahem* adult dating site [ISSPOILER fab swingers[/ISPOILER] and got recognised as someone messaged me on POF mentioning we had spoken on fab. Talk of such nature is picked up by POF bots and *poof* you're banned

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

There’s an extended version of Mary’s birthday message to Jack on YouTube .

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Sorry to barge in but I've been BUSY at work and scampery grunking to catch up. Just wanted to see my faceless ninny bully hat on my faceless avatar thingy. I'll be honest I dont know how to have a face thing so advice appreciated. I do have one in real life but it is a bit crinkly now

I’m rubbish at explaining things but I’d love to try and help you get one while the hats are still here!
Click or tap on your profile settings (top right corner) and on your avatar it should say “edit”, you can then choose a file from your saved pictures. Or if you don’t have any saved that you want to use, have a look on google, you can usually right click and save a pic!
Good luck!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Spoiler: Off topic dating chat

I was on another *ahem* adult dating site [ISSPOILER fab swingers[/ISPOILER] and got recognised as someone messaged me on POF mentioning we had spoken on fab. Talk of such nature is picked up by POF bots and *poof* you're banned

What a bunch of miseries

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Am grunking, have been massively behind after having the Covid jag and an extraction the same day. Felt like like I had the flu the next day so I'm glad Jack thoughtfully postponed her live until I felt better. Cheers Jack.
I missed the actual live so trying to watch just now. The screen froze on her staring into the screen complete with heaving breathing *shudders*

I can't believe she said 'fan about' how unprofessional. Then again it is her birthday so fan cakes and themes it is.
Also she scratches or wipes her chin and then says her hands are nice and clean skin cells anyone?
Going to try and watch the rest now, wish me luck cabal x

 

[Flash123]

View attachment 487417
She is so unbelievably tone deaf.

Wtf does that even mean?

 

[FunnyFuneral]

I’m rubbish at explaining things but I’d love to try and help you get one while the hats are still here!
Click or tap on your profile settings (top right corner) and on your avatar it should say “edit”, you can then choose a file from your saved pictures. Or if you don’t have any saved that you want to use, have a look on google, you can usually right click and save a pic!
Good luck!

Thank space you Bob dear heart! I will have a try xx

 

[Alansbigplate]

Am grunking, have been massively behind after having the Covid jag and an extraction the same day. Felt like like I had the flu the next day so I'm glad Jack thoughtfully postponed her live until I felt better. Cheers Jack.
I missed the actual live so trying to watch just now. The screen froze on her staring into the screen complete with heaving breathing *shudders*
View attachment 487428

I can't believe she said 'fan about' how unprofessional. Then again it is her birthday so fan cakes and themes it is.
Also she scratches or wipes her chin and then says her hands are nice and clean skin cells anyone?
Going to try and watch the rest now, wish me luck cabal x

Lol it gets worse than skin cells

 

[schmetterling]

Wtaf is the mary poppins thing

I can’t cope with Mary Poppins. How much can one person cringe in one day? I’m going to A&E mate.

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH

 

[Cookiecookie]

Grunkaing. Decided after the first few seconds of heavy breathing and incoherent mumbling, that I just can't cope with watching it Props to you brave (or crazy) cabal members who did!

 

[Flash123]

Spoiler: Off topic dating chat

I was on another *ahem* adult dating site [ISSPOILER fab swingers[/ISPOILER] and got recognised as someone messaged me on POF mentioning we had spoken on fab. Talk of such nature is picked up by POF bots and *poof* you're banned

Oooof! Sounds like you are living the lockdown life
(Not judging btw)

 

[NikNakFingers]

Oh lord. I can guarantee this is because 'celebrity' followers will get "Mary" more custom, and also she's very nice and a wee bit naive. Don't ask me how I know, but I do.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

And now 127. I love this, we’ve done teeth, chairs, and now we’re counting... ourselves!

Counting - so far - teeth chairs hands faces (I know I have at least one ) & I I'm still watching out for the fallen daily

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Eww fingers on pineapple, I would just close the lid over and leave a slight gap to drain the juice. Not using a TBS to measure her ingredients despite saying it needs to be. POBP.
when the juices fly out the silicone bag.
Touching the slimy pineapple then her ear bud. Wipe your hands first! Food hygiene is clearly a priority with Jack.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Eww fingers on pineapple, I would just close the lid over and leave a slight gap to drain the juice. Not using a TBS to measure her ingredients despite saying it needs to be. POBP.
when the juices fly out the silicone bag.
Touching the slimy pineapple then her ear bud. Wipe your hands first! Food hygiene is clearly a priority with Jack.

You can have those extra two rings as a little snackette later

 

[EllaEm87]

I’m rubbish at explaining things but I’d love to try and help you get one while the hats are still here!
Click or tap on your profile settings (top right corner) and on your avatar it should say “edit”, you can then choose a file from your saved pictures. Or if you don’t have any saved that you want to use, have a look on google, you can usually right click and save a pic!
Good luck!

This did not work for me! I’m clawing and howling.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I couldn't see her professional hat in the video. Did she take it off at some point?

 

[Alansbigplate]

I couldn't see her professional hat in the video. Did she take it off at some point?

All our hats have fell off

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's on Insta at the min promising lots of Greek food in the near future because she's got her Greek hat on again now. The Co-Op must have their meze deal on!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I assume from her ‘SB eats chicken’ that she’s claiming not to still so you’re right has she never actually tasted it

But she says she is going to enjoy the dish at the end of the video.

I thought her nose looked like it had been broken but a procedure makes sense.

Vegan fraus if you follow Vecreation on FB, the lady behind the page has vegan Colin Caterpillar recipes so you can make your own. There is a chocolate one and a biscoff one. She calls them Charlie and she also sells a mould to make his face and legs out of chocolate.