Jack Monroe #166 Comments are off

[Begborrowsteal]

Did she really say she had shaved her head!?

 

[Captainmouse]

This oven tray is dirtier than my exes browsing history. View attachment 486857

like DKL bin juice all over again
she’s a bloody health hazard

 

[Walkdengirl]

Why on earth did she not have a real pineapple to hand? I kept expecting her to dig a tampon out of the jar, or some sweets

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I’ve been absent from this thread for a few weeks but I’m glad to see decent piss taking territory is back and ready to view.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

It looks like she's shaved in the undercut again. The reverse rat tail could be making a comeback

 

[Mr Krabs]

It's genuinely mind boggling that she doesn't Tweet and say I'm about to be live over on Del Monte insta. Perhaps she's worried that still only a couple of hundred out of 350k would actually tune in. Something is not right there at all. Pretty sure the whole point of a collab is to advertise it to your followers.

On Twitter, people would start pointing out that Del Monte have been accused of poor ethics and slavery. And if she shows off a well-paid gigs, she might not get pity purchases of her cookbook.

Does Jack 'down with the kids' Monroe have a Tiktok? There seems to be a lot of cooking stuff on the platform, and videos are only a minute long, so she could edit out the umming and awkwardness. But effort I guess.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

How would you turn the not marinated not-upside down chicken into the rice dish?

Cook it all together?

Cook them separately?

Make it make sense.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Why on earth did she not have a real pineapple to hand? I kept expecting her to dig a tampon out of the jar, or some sweets

Real pineapples are Del Monte's direct competitors

 

[moosesauna]

Completely agree with you. It's just not her forte, and that's ok! I'd love to be able to do many things that I just can't. Life is life, like herbs be herbs.

I really felt for her crumpling up near the end, anxiety makes you feel so exposed and vulnerable, so why does she do it?!

Probably so people will feel pity for her and believe her endless exaggerations about her history and mental state

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Ffs so profesh

 

[spirals]

84 people voting that they watched it... that’s almost half the viewers

 

[Switchstreetz]

( Edit to update figures) So at least 88 fraus tuned in! Given that viewing figures were in 160s for most of the show that means we were over half the audience we actually did her a favour here

I did feel bad for her at the end, but then I remembered how viciously she piles on randoms on twitter using their first name, and how she's getting 0aid to do this

 

[Ellabella]

At about 13 mins in, did someone shout in her ear "Jack this is truly terrible, we are donating your fee to a charity of our choice"? Because it honestly looked like she was about to burst into tears.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Real pineapples are Del Monte's direct competitors

The real ones are proper unhealthy and wasteful compared the tinned stuff. FACTS.

 

[Lanie]

Thank you poca for the new thread.
Is that the last thing of the partnership or does she have more stuff to do?

 

[Emmapism]

So if Tattlers hadn't watched.... they would have had under 100 views? Oh loves. Loves. That's so embarrassing.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Just had another quick look, she looks awfully flushed at the beginning, it's either very warm in her Arctic kitchen, or she looks like I do after a few glasses of wine in the afternoon

 

[Tittykitty]

Missed it but will catch up on it later, or tomorrow when I’m bored

 

[Skyfall]

There is no mention on Twitter???
Why did she not let her Twitter followers know where they could see her in action???

I know the answer, don’t I....?

 

[Suffolkmum]

I didn’t watch as I knew it would be unbearable embarrassing. I have to stand outside pubs and bars when karaoke takes a turn for the worse.