So she's straight off the live and on to Twitter, with a narc post about the day she was born, so she can cheer herself up and watch the likes come in.
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She’s brought out a baby photo on Twitter, which is a nice change from the normal catto distraction.
That's really embarrassing for them. The vast majority of views were only the EVIL CABLE, not anybody remotely likely to buy a tin of overpriced pineapple.We broke 100 (101 and counting )
as a fellow anxiety frau, I did feel for her a bit when it became clear that she was struggling and I know that feeling of "tit I'm about to cry, gotta hold it in" all too well, as has been said, it's when the adrenaline drops and you think, "duck, I've made a show of myself"
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I would never never never sign up to do any sort of live event on camera, especially if I knew there were potentially 600 people watching specifically to see if I duck up
anyway, i certainly don't feel bad about watching to see if she'll duck up, cos any sympathy soon vanishes when you remember the tantrum she threw to get on telly last year, the endless grifting, the thousands of pounds of luxury items she owns while pretending to be poor, dash in the garage, the kitten........ etc etc etc
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I would never never never sign up to do any sort of live event on camera, especially if I knew there were potentially 600 people watching specifically to see if I duck up
anyway, i certainly don't feel bad about watching to see if she'll duck up, cos any sympathy soon vanishes when you remember the tantrum she threw to get on telly last year, the endless grifting, the thousands of pounds of luxury items she owns while pretending to be poor, dash in the garage, the kitten........ etc etc etc
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Sorry, I don't generally like commenting on peoples' appearance but wtf has been happening with her nose recently?View attachment 486919
Fairly sure del Monte don’t have to declare their own ads unless they’re actually advertising Jack
She’s clearly posting for them. They should’ve done far more research.
Who does that though? It is so jarring with the Jack we have just seen.
I missed it because I’m BUSY but just caught up on insta and I’m so stressed by the obvious crying at the end. What happened? I actually thought she was much better after she relaxed slightly and just chatted (the pineapple tampon bit... well, tampon pineapple I should say as pineapple tampon sounds so painful....much like this insta live) but the at the end I really thought she had received bad news.
Yes I think I need to have a picture of THAT MAN in the background whenever I watch her to ease any guilt.
Going hard on the dissociative identity schtick
the Del Monte vid was a fugue state.....
@LavaFlake your comment in the last thread and hat position had me hooting as I could hear Nessa saying it.
Watched along while trying to cajole Little Beds into the bath...
“Mummy what are you watching? Can I watch?”
“I’m watching someone try to cook pineapple and chicken”
“Yuck! BORING” then he went and got in the bath. I’d like to add his yelling boring is his current ‘thing’ but was so bloody apt.
Watched along while trying to cajole Little Beds into the bath...
“Mummy what are you watching? Can I watch?”
“I’m watching someone try to cook pineapple and chicken”
“Yuck! BORING” then he went and got in the bath. I’d like to add his yelling boring is his current ‘thing’ but was so bloody apt.
She’s definitely (seemingly) managed to switch her anxiety off a lot quicker than I’d be able to. Unless she had the post planned in advance and saved in drafts maybe. I agree with the previous Fraus who think this is why she didn’t promote on Twitter, the squigs would see it and find it way more jarring than we do (and it is really jarring even for us as you said).
It looks like a different shape than normal. To be fair it could be the angle of the phone or her make up contour.
She is the biggest narcissist going, who the hell describes what they were like as a newborn baby? Just endlessly fascinated by (and pleased with) herself.
I just popped on and the first think I saw was the poll. I can't look. Eessh!
I watched, we actually watched it eating dinner (thank goodness I made soup tonight!). My husband was very perturbed by her saying that other brands or own brands use the rubbish bits of pineapples, we both went “Eeew that’s dirty!” at the roasting tin and my toddler asked if we could watch “mermaids” instead.
She really was nervous wasn’t she? Get organised you twit.
is it called ‘Upside Down’ chicken because that’s how you’re going to feel when it’s coming out both ends?
She really was nervous wasn’t she? Get organised you twit.
is it called ‘Upside Down’ chicken because that’s how you’re going to feel when it’s coming out both ends?
I too was waiting for it to be turned over , I’m here for the cooking shitstorm and am gutted it didn’t happen
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You have saved our lives, we are eternally grateful that we will not be getting doorstep soap deliveries tonightI didn’t make the poll voters visible just in case of
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