Jack Monroe #166 Comments are off

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This is me each time Jack posts a picture of food:
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Me looking at jack's latest monstrosity, trying to discern whether that's an artichoke, a mushroom or a shrivelled human ear
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Yel are you sure you’re not doing a MLM for Del Monte you seem to know a lot about their premium products 🤔🧐
Jack's building up to announcing that del monte have expanded into the MLM business - order your first shipment of pineapple leggings and you get a free can of del monte gold! It can cure rheumatoid arthritis, long covid and even make your nose change shape!

You don't want to miss out Hun xoxoxo
 
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OT but those goats in Llandudno just had a short filmed feature on the ITV news - Much Goat So Beardy

On topic, she’s attempting to ruin courgette balls now? Never had a decent one she can knock herself out. The secret ingredient used to be mozzarella 🤷🏼‍♀️I know I assume the Venetian influence
 
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Official request for Jack to stop pinging. Here's an exhaustive list of things that should ping:

-microwaves
-typewriters
-bells you put on your bike handlebars
-the ball bearing at the end of Screwball Scramble
-buttons comedically flying off clothing
-the machine in Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life'
🤣 lovin your avatar, the 'hat' is fab
 
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On a grunk so dont know where this will land but, I had so much sympathy for Jack as an anxious Frau myself, I totally understand how vulnerable and exposed anxiety can make you feel. UNTIL... I saw the first full 50 seconds was the camera being adjusted. No. Sorry. If you're nervous about something like a video recording, set the camera up and practice standing in front of it/entering the scene/positioning yourself etc beforehand. Not only does reduce time viewers spend cringing and waiting, but it's also one more thing to be confident won't go wrong. That's just basic Filming Stuff 101 surely. It's pure laziness, sorry. I wanted to sympathise but I can't.
 
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I have no sympathy with her, my work is tough at the mo and I'm not paid anywhere near enough for what I do. Then I look at what she had earned for doing duck all, and doing duck all badly and it makes me really cross.

NB. I am also really cross cos I was taken in by her story, and previously was a fan of hers, I even bought as couple of her books which I cannot in all conscience pass onto anyone. As they say, there's a very fine line between love and hate
Babe same x
 
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On a grunk so dont know where this will land but, I had so much sympathy for Jack as an anxious Frau myself, I totally understand how vulnerable and exposed anxiety can make you feel. UNTIL... I saw the first full 50 seconds was the camera being adjusted. No. Sorry. If you're nervous about something like a video recording, set the camera up and practice standing in front of it/entering the scene/positioning yourself etc beforehand. Not only does reduce time viewers spend cringing and waiting, but it's also one more thing to be confident won't go wrong. That's just basic Filming Stuff 101 surely. It's pure laziness, sorry. I wanted to sympathise but I can't.
It was downhill from there I'm afraid. It was so a-clenchingly painful I gave up not long after the 50 second close up of her gormlessly staring into the camera and adjusting it. But then she started to gesture to everything beside her which was out of shot so you had no clue what she was talking about and then she just walked off camera saying something like 'I'm just walking over here but I'll be back in a minute'. That was just the start!! I couldn't take anymore I was so angry that she's getting paid for this.
 
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