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Especially as she's been ( in her own words) a victim of domestic violence ....
hot chocolate made with milk? Seems a strange choice for a non-sugar consuming, lactose intolerant 90% vegan.
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To be fair backgammon is really bleeping popular in Cyprus (tavli)
I see she’s still ruining things with “edible” stars and spray in excess. Must be sugar free.
I'm not doubting that (I play as well) it's just her tone. She's played so much they refuse to play her? She's too competitive? Too good?
Watch the next band of FSM activists moan that their kids won’t eat that and don’t like that type of cereal. Bluntly, RSM strikes me as the type for whom nothing is good enoughJust got this in an email from Morrisons. Wonder if Jack will helpfully share this positive news? Or have we given up staying angry now and moved on?
Oh, great. Monopoly Jack.
Didn’t someone joke on here that Monopoly would be far too traumatising for Jack to play, considering all the rent, the fines, the tax and that sweet, sweet mirage of Mayfair and Park Avenue?
Didn’t someone joke on here that Monopoly would be far too traumatising for Jack to play, considering all the rent, the fines, the tax and that sweet, sweet mirage of Mayfair and Park Avenue?
Someone always beats me to it
But her innate greedy landlord energy would really lend itself to the game, don't you think?
Do you think she just likes the fact she can BUY as many houses as she wants?
Monopoly is the most boring board game ever, of course Jack bloody loves it. I didn't expect Board Game Jack to ever be a thing and I already hate it.
Great, I'm gonna have "we are number one" stuck in my head for hours now.
(Now listen closely)
Here's a little lesson in griftery
This is going down in history
If you wanna have a tip jar
Full of funds
You have to secure sponsors for your Cotswold funds
Just follow drama, and stir the pot
Ask for cattos then post slop
(Shh)
(No, don't tweet that!)
Grifting fans for funds
Hey!
No postcards for patrons
Grifting fans for funds
I was thinking more of the Rodeo Song.
Well it's forty below
And I don't give a duck
Got a fridge in her hall
And she's home in the bungalow
She's pissed off the left
And pissed off the right
C'mon you fuckin' ninnies
Fill the tip jar right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You bleeping jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Jackie
With her blender in her hand
She's a one-dish wonder
She's off on one again, Oh
She's got free fish on the left
And Emins on the right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your origin story right
Get off your phones, you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You bleeping jerk
Get on my nerves
Well Del Monte say No
And I don't give a duck
Got a Cotswold in her hall
And she's skint in the bungalow
Angry Vegans on the left
Food Writers on the right
C'mon you fuckin' Cabal
Lay down the receipts just right
Get a regular job you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You bleeping jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Jackie
Beggin' Bowl in her hand
She's a slopdash wonder
She's off on one again, Oh
She's got free veg on the left
And flowers on the right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your poverty story right
Get off your phones, you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You bleeping jerk
Get on my nerves
Arguably this could be one thing I could believe she did with her grandfather before he died.
Nah, she sounds just like my first ex. One game lasted two hours because he refused to stop - in the end everybody walked away whilst he giggled and cheered that he'd won yet again because we'd all fucked off and left him to his little metal racecar and pretend money. None of us played ever again - we'd felt sorry for him as a group precisely because he said his family wouldn't play it with him anymore.
Ahh! Linda Riley..
That's why she seems untouchable.
That's why she seems untouchable.
Well, you know what they say ... 'Hell hath no fury like a vegan scorned'!
I bet Jack beats SB in monopoly by sadfishing him until he gives her his money and property out of pity. Her version probably has a 'donate to Patreon' card too.
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