Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

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Anyone else setting up a google alert for Jack now?
I had a quick look at the options for setting up an alert.

I have an (unrelated) alert set. All I get is a headline plus two lines of text, after that I have to click to go to the website. Mine is set for NEWS, not Web.
 
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This is the preview for her GA, in the last 2 days she’s been in two articles, 1 of them is about a made up JM Considering we’re on a thread a day very clearly tattle is not coming up in these!

 
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Just Googled her and can see she's in this week's podcast with James OBrian... anyone dared listen to it yet?
 
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'Take that, Mum, I can buy my own unicorn mug now!'
 
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Reading this cookbook has made me realise something. Her cooking really is absolute shit. I gave her the benefit of the doubt before, telling myself it was all in the poor presentation, but this is really something horrific. I think even my Food Tech teacher, who forced us to make nothing but meringues for three weeks, would pale at the sight of this monstrosity. On the plus side, it gives me hope that I'm a better cook than I thought I was!
 
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Even if Jack hadn’t done any of the other shit things she’s done, I’d still hate her for all eternity for what she did to that kitten.
 
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It was her goldfish which she named Allegra and Allegra took that as a come on (her words).
 
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In my maverick little brain I read Squiggle as calling JM vile. You're right - her unkindness is hard to fathom...but money, squig. The point is money.
 
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I know I'm way too early but just wanted to put it out there in case I forget. I was thinking for this years Sloppies we could invite Jack via her long suffering agent to nominate her Top 5 funniest Tattle Alerts of 2021 and we could vote on the overall winner. She's such a great sport with a wonderful sense of humour who loves a laugh at herself so I think she might go for it.
 
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It just seems conflicted. She buys really expensive trainers, crockery and fitness gear which fits with being brought up being told not to spend on labels.

But then there is so much which seems to be bought for buying’s sake (and is much cheaper) and smacks of hoarding.

Surely it would be one or the other? Or maybe the compulsion is always there and the outcome just depends on the financial situation at the time.

To be honest, I don’t care as long as she isn’t taking from those who cannot afford it. In the immediate term I would like to see some resolution on Lindagate.
 
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Honestly for me the compulsion fits with the random tat too, and you get into a cycle with it I think where you buy something, then realise “what am I going to do with this piece of shit” and feel bad so when you go out and see something like a cheap mug that appeals to you in the moment you’re more likely to buy it to make yourself feel better.

I have more fridge magnets than could ever reasonably be fitted on a fridge as proof

I can understand why she does it, but as a side effect of grifting money out of people while she does and then feeding SB shite because she claims she’s broke it is just awful.
 
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One of my favourite activities is reading amazon reviews. I just had a flick through some of Jack's book reviews and hooted up a lung at 'A great book if you want to eat only jackfruit'
 
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I use those as well. Mine's not a huge fan but he'll let it happen.
 
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