Alansbigplate
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If only his name was Dan
If only his name was Dan
It's full of these discrepancies. A week after The Sale, she's baking a cake in a silicon dish (but she sold everything! And she never turns the oven on!). She moves to a cheaper flat and immediately rushes out to buy aubergine and orange paint (mmm tasteful...) while living on 10£ a week. Even then her bloody cheap trips to the shop are supplemented by finding entire heads of broccoli in the fridge. She had 2 cats at the time, who are mentioned in passing and never in a poverty context... (cat food, litter etc magically appears I guess)Abel and Cole?! Piss off! Who on earth simultaneously needs to do a weekly shop on a £5 budget, and has an Abel and Cole delivery?! Just piss off
Abel and Cole?! Piss off! Who on earth simultaneously needs to do a weekly shop on a £5 budget, and has an Abel and Cole delivery?! Just piss offView attachment 387978
September 2012 - 10 months into The Poverty.
Those Abel and Cole vegetables must have an epic shelf life.
I know these terms are subjective but city boys and MIC girls aren’t a natural pairing?One of the recent former Mr Jacks was a city boy, and I didn’t quite fit into the Made In Chelsea circle of women that flitted about like glamorous bluebottles. I’ll always remember one particular occasion, when a woman asked me what I did for a living. ‘I’m currently unemployed’, I said, to a now-silent table. All the listing of my previous employment didn’t save me; in the little black dress and champagne cocktail set, I was scummy single mummy, feeling as though I was only there for the novelty value. “Ooh, it’s a real live benefit claimant!” I imagined the ripple of fascination shooting around the table, and definitely caught a few looks and raised eyebrows, as conversation suddenly turned to the fact that ‘only people who pay tax should actually be allowed to vote.’
Probably the original iteration of the Dinner Party of Shame anecdote.
It’s been a mortifying 24 hours tbh. I’m sure her signature was left off for the greater political good tho, no comrades allowed obvsNot being included in that letter has to be a major embarrassment for her, surely?
But that's exactly what Jack is trying to do. She is positioning herself as the voice of poverty on the shoulders of a black 23 year old man from an impoverished background and a travelling community woman who needs food for her children. Why the fuck no one else is offended by this (looking at you, Good Morning TV) is beyond meI really hope she doesn't use the experiences of Travellers as her latest bandwagon. You know, digging out a distant relative as one. I wouldn't put it past her tbh.
(off topic, but will take any opportunity to share this, one of the best photos ever)Like a young Dot Cotton
Yes, I think she's quite strongly unionist and small c conservative. To me the way she talks up her tattoos, single mother status, sexual orientation and daft chaotic behaviour show how conservative she really is. Yes there are bigots and arseholes out there but she acts as if the average person is looking at her in horror "Tattoos on a LADY!", "a child OUT OF WEDLOCK!" "she goes with women- I've never heard the like". Tattoos haven't been remotely shocking for decades and I think it's only a minority of children that are born to married parents. As someone old enough to remember the 80s, things are far from perfect but they're better than they were. The fact is most people won't find those things even remotely daring. FFS Her nemesis David Cameron has a tattooed wife. She's quite obviously not at all comfortable with who she is- maybe that has it's roots in attitudes within the family. Politically speaking I don't think she really believes in much beyond her inherited viewpoints, it's more fashionable to be on the left so that's where she sits her problem is picking the most acceptable section of the left to sit with.thats one of the more authentic posts from her. And I believe it as it is clear that her mum is from a unionist background from NI...quite possibly her parents may have met if he was stationed over here. I think she should own it and the reality that corbyn makes her uncomfortable because of his views on Northern Ireland (I don’t want to derail this as we are all coming from different viewpoints on what corbyn’s views are/aren’t on this)
However I think that coming from a similar background in NI (without any Mediterranean arse genes) I think this is probably more of what she actually believes.
I think now she is just latching on to whatever seems to be the “right side” and not what she actually believes.