Jack Monroe #131 Mary Sloppins

[Captainmouse]

Fuck off , you’re absolutely fine!

You mean facetune

 

[waffle maker]

I have tried using the search facility as I would like to remind myself of the sad packed lunches SB was treated to during the £20 shop era. The grated carrot and soft cheese sandwich and corn snacks. Can anyone help please.

Think it would be useful to remind us all what the hypocrite JM thinks is a suitable lunch for a growing boy!

it was septemeber/ october time, when the kids went back to school.

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

At least she knows how old SB is today!

Does she know her height though?

 

[hollowhusk]

I’m fuming about mine View attachment 385063

Is that a NHS coffee allowance or something else?

 

[Lanie]

Does

Literally cannot stand this shit. And I only use the word literally literally. Also the word shit.



Yes, in the sense that 'working on' = forensically monitoring their socials for bandwagons she can furiously jump on, scrape content from, and claim as her own that she's been working on for 8 years - quietly, in the shadows cos she's such a shrinking jackfruit don'tchaknow - while being hounded from pillar to post 28 hours a day 12 days a week and jfc if she could please just stop.

Does anyone else wonder if it's conscious that hounds are all the time. Like a good angel bad angel thing except she has no conscious and her good angel went off along time ago.

 

[moosesauna]

That's quite the collection she has there

Oh wait, I forgot, they were all gifted

Missed a 't' in that last word ...

 

[Thank(space)you]

What is AAVE that people have been referring to in the last thread please?

 

[Oofadoofa]

Yes, it's a thing. Em Clarkson has demonstrated it on her Instagram a few times.

Beat me to it by mere seconds..

 

[HotesTilaire]

Oh shit sorry, thank you, wait I’ll request to delete that as I’ve potentially doxxed them x

I will ask for their name to be obscured from my posts? I think that will work.
I don’t think you dox by saying they liked a post.

 

[ScamSandwich]

It alwa

It used to confuse me when Americans talked about canning; I imagined them somehow sealing up tins in their kitchen! Turned out they meant preserving in jars etc....

@Flash123 and @Blurp
Babes (pl), same!!!!

 

[usefullyuseless]

Btw, where can I find this custard/cake monstrosity? Been trying to find it but can't.

Here you go...

Jack Monroe #130 Or, more likely it just didn’t happen

I’m no connoisseur but what kind of shit wine did Jack drink if a suitable replacement is a combo of tea, vinegar and tomato puree? It’s Mr Bean at NYE, funnelling sugar into vinegar when he’s run out of wine.

tattle.life

 

[RebelUtd]

How many kids does she have now then?

 

[Oofadoofa]

Dead mans shoes is a brilliant film. Paddy

Personal fav - what a great film

 

[Captainmouse]

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absoloute