I had a really horrible, stressful anxiety dream last night that I had cancer and I blame her because I go so cross about that photo! Vile woman.Why does this make me laugh so much, every time
Anyway I'm glad it does because her cancer cosplay photo has made me feel really quite upset and angry.
Jack Monroe #124 Jack Monroe has and had covid, coronavirus, rona, covid-19 and long covid
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If anyone wants some light relief from all of this, head over to Miguel Barclayās stories.
Letās just say it involves him taking rubbish off the street to pretend to recycle in order for him to nick a cable from a tv that someone has dumped at the tip.
Beats cartoon nutribullet blending any day.
Letās just say it involves him taking rubbish off the street to pretend to recycle in order for him to nick a cable from a tv that someone has dumped at the tip.
Beats cartoon nutribullet blending any day.
On an incy grunk but has anyone done the āyes, and it will be a dogs dinnerā gag yet?
Iāll get me coat
Iāll get me coat
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The only way to combat this is to wait.
She'll start hashtagging Veganuary but not adding the '@' Some brave squiggle will mention that she's not actually 'collab-ing' with them. Then all the flying monkey squiggles will start a pileon and THAT is when you need to tag Veganuary.
She will then be forced to say she's not 'collab-ing' (just bleeping say 'collaboration' you melt)
However, she will then start with the 'I didn't say i was collab-ing NOW I was collab-ing THEN but we thought it might bring to much attention to me and it's not fair on BAME chefs and anyway you're all RACIST'
or something like that...
ETA my phone now recognises 'collab-ing'
Del Monte tinned fruit I presume ?
Early thread nomination.
Sheād probably go for it if the price is right. Letās do a KickstarterCan we throw stuff?
The great Kickstarter disaster does need bringing up again. People who paid 4-5 years ago are probably feeling the pinch by now and thinking they would like to see some value from that, even to help if they are now using a food bank themselves...
Fixed that for you.
āKin āell Ā£68000? How the absolute buggery duck has she got away with this? I canāt even...People backed her to the tune of about 68k and she still hasnāt done anything about that? How is there not more outrage about this! What happens to that money then, is she holding on to it or has it vanished? I have so many questions
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The scam where it all began .....
Thatās twice the annual income of both me and Mr WT. And yet there she is unable to afford butter, feeding her son bollock sausages and dangling her flaps over a bleeping cotswold sideboard like none of it matters. CHRIST IāM ANGRY NOW.
It absolutely needs mentioning. Let us not forget Jack Monroe fleeced Ā£68k out of the public. SIXTY EIGHT THOUSAND POUNDS.
She made Ā£68,000 out of needy, desperate people and did not give them anything in return.
No refund.
No apology.
Just threats and pile ons when they politely asked where their books were. She is a thief and a fraud and I will never understand why she isn't in prison.
You know very well there would be a chaos and last min cancellation.
Maybe on standby chimps in a zoo to fling ingredients into a bucket to ācreate recipesā
'I don't do everything I put on the internet' may be more fitting for JackNew threat approaching soon ! Suggests title Jack Monroe : 'I don't put everything I do on the internet '
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Because, dear heart, thereās nothing the matter with herBut why have a takeaway you canāt taste?
I think this grift is what made a lot of folk cotton on to the fact that she is a fraud, myself included.
Luckily I got my money back, complete with gaslighting email 'how dare you ask for your money back/what about the copies I was giving to foodbanks' etc.
Have you still got this / could we please see the content? If it wasnāt a mass mailer donāt post it tho in case she doxxes you x
Iām about to dive into fish and chips for tea, loads of salt and vinegar and curry sauce on the side 
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Did olā Virus Vera acknowledge her taste function has returned or has the āimpaired pigeon eyesightā mean she was able to sidestep that question?
.Did olā Virus Vera acknowledge her taste function has returned or has the āimpaired pigeon eyesightā mean she was able to sidestep that question?
No way?! Really? You actually got that reply? (not doubting you at all, Iām just incredulous she thought that was acceptable)
Wow. Just wow!! Iām so sorry you had that experience.
Just looking in my old email, but not sure if I do, I've deleted some of them - lots of excuses, I must have had more emails about this project than actual work! Got one where she blames the delay on people being mean to her on the Kickstarter page because she'd ripped them off... text below
Dear all,
I understand your frustrations that the book has run so late. As I have said in almost every update so far, I was overly ambitious in trying to do it on my own in six months.
My first book took 18 months, and a team of 20 people, and a professional publisher, to get out. I have assigned someone to deal with emails so if you email directly for an update, you will get a response. I oversee this and am satisfied that Victoria handles these queries swiftly and effectively. We made a decision months ago ā after this āwallā descended into a handful of quite unpleasant troublemakers ā not to try to intervene with it, because it impacted on my ability to do the work I needed to complete the book (imagine working in an office where people walked in all day screaming at you how rubbish you are...) and we left you to it. I am sad to see that people who took their refunds months ago are still here stirring the pot. The book is complete. The recipes have been done, triple tested, edited. The illustrations have been scanned in. The printer has been chosen. The envelopes are being written. I have met with my editor and we are excited because it is beautiful and we are proud of it. In our last meeting we emphasised that it absolutely has to be on your doormats by Christmas. I am doing everything I can to make that so. I apologise for my arthritis holding me back, I cannot type as fast or as furiously as I once could. I apologise for being anxious and depressive. I apologise for ill health, my tumultuous life, and for trying to run before I could walk. I thank those of you who have hung in ā 99% of you have stuck this out with me ā and your books are almost ready.
Jack
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