Neither did I until I brought her tin can book, bought some ingredients and every single recipe I tried failed. Dear reader, they were vile.I really didn’t think it was possible to dislike someone I’ve never met so much
It feels quite odd. According to her, she'd already apologised. Wonder if she was instructed to publicly apologise. You know, Channel 4 and all that...The apology to That Man is great too, tucked away in her description of her terrible (and space time continuum-bending) covid experience. Interesting that she doesn't mention what she wants to "bury the hatchet" for, eh?
She should tweet her fulsome Express column apology. After all, her pile on was on twitter so the apology should be too. I wonder why she hasn't?It feels quite odd. According to her, she'd already apologised. Wonder if she was instructed to publicly apologise. You know, Channel 4 and all that...
Covering for Carole Malone (?)So is she a columnist for The Express now?
Can I add that my dad reads a variety of papers but generally just wants a TV guide and the crosswords!!I can't decide if she's fucked off there's no digital footprint of it - ie no link to share - or relieved? It is absolutely bizarre that it's not been put on the internet, it's as though the shame of the collab is mutual? She had no problems sharing the shitty Xmas recipes she did for them but I imagine even *she* must realise that an ode to her Maj is a step too far. Plus the fact she's filling in for Carole Malone! It's certainly super annoying to me that only Express readers and the Coven (thanks to @discolisa and her dad) are aware of this new career development.
Lolll no judgement from me, my dad was the same, due to the nature of his work he used to get 5 dailies delivered to the house, from the highbrow to the low. Genuinely extremely grateful for your dad's crossword and TV guide taste, clearly this would have gone completely under the radar were it not for that!Can I add that my dad reads a variety of papers but generally just wants a TV guide and the crosswords!!
Unlesss your dad is shouting on Twitter about being a left wing activist there is no need to justify it!Covering for Carole Malone (?)
Can I add that my dad reads a variety of papers but generally just wants a TV guide and the crosswords!!
Huge thanks to your dad and you for posting it. It's freaking hilarious!Covering for Carole Malone (?)
Can I add that my dad reads a variety of papers but generally just wants a TV guide and the crosswords!!
Mine obsessively reads the DE, except that the only pages he actually reads are the ones with the sudokus and the crosswords on.Covering for Carole Malone (?)
Can I add that my dad reads a variety of papers but generally just wants a TV guide and the crosswords!!
Oh god, the miraculous recovery was a sham, she's still going to go for the long haul #content, I actually can't bear it.
Nah, I didn't predict the strong daily express feelings that's allUnlesss your dad is shouting on Twitter about being a left wing activist there is no need to justify it!
Disappointed, yes, but alas not surprised.In her tweet asking her followers to nominate heroes she said she was including Lashana Lynch and Lewis Hamilton.
I'm disappointed to see they were not mentioned in her Express column?
How about ‘ no begging from people poorer than oneself’
She hasn’t even had it for 14 days.Oh god, the miraculous recovery was a sham, she's still going to go for the long haul #content, I actually can't bear it.
Why the fuck is she going for a walk and into a chippie if she still has Covid symptoms?!View attachment 360521
SB must be there - the body building pescatarian gets a large cod and he gets a battered sausage!
Now that she's buried the hatchet with THAT MAN, she could do some of his online interactive cookery classes which should help her produce something edible for the squiggles in 2021
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