Jack Monroe #120 Jack and trace

[MooBelle]

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I'm sorry but that shit has been nowhere near any Home Economists.
Genuinely laughing now!

eta But it wasn't written by anyone at the Express. It was a paid for fluff piece by Mel Dinte wasn't it? They paid for 4 pages and the Express couldn't give a shit what was in it let alone test it! It was photoed in her house. It wasn't Express photographers.

Oh the liiiiiiieeeeeees!!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oh OF COURSE - it's just so she can drop some delicate info re. SB's dad into the timeline

 

[schmetterling]

Thread title contender: 'Hello, me again,'

Also: @Switchstreetz The Sloppies were an astonishing lascivious treat that i devoured from the slathering marvels of the cabal with my bare hands. Bravissima!

I'm a Londoner (triangle) who got the tier 4 news and was completely devastated - I thought I would be spending Christmas alone but my best friend and I (who also lives alone) will be making a support bubble and spending Xmas day getting drunk and taking the piss out of Jackie, he thinks she's an arsehole too and asks me to send him Tattle screenshots . Grunkaing the sloppies during this awful afternoon was a beautiful distraction. I love the Fraus thank you very(space)much xxxx

 

[LennyBriscoe]

If tier 4 was a meal...

 

[Starsanddaggers]

Has anyone seen the yt video where Jack sings an oasis song?
The final chorus she smiles and glances up staring directly into the camera like its her debut moment unleashing her singing talent to the world.
Eyes locked on to the lens for the duration until the song ends...

It's absolutely horrifying

 

[Scoopy79]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete Monte

Also sending everyone love after yesterday's crap news xx

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

@Switchstreetz we are not worthy!! The Sloppies are hilarious. Thank you for putting so much time and effort into them.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Sorry, what?? She's full-on conspiracy theorising now.


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For someone so ill and with a temp that would cause awful lethargy she’s been full of beans on Twitter. It’s almost as if ......

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Calling it ‘Rona makes my teeth itch.

Along with ‘lil , may I add.

My Dad had the virus , two weeks in hospital on oxygen and it was all very traumatic but he’s recovered and doing very well so I have a little second hand experience of how awful it can be.

I know everyone has different experiences of being sick with covid but the absolute crashing exhaustion seems to be present in most people who have had it and if Sicknote Monroe really was so very ill she’d not be tweeting the fucking bilge that she currently is.

If she could cast herself as a character in a film she’d be Tiny fucking Tim , the sickest but most loved of all Christmas characters.

 

[Montrachet]

Guten tag herren & hausfrauen !!!!

The sloppies are here at last.

Top quality production, Switch - your work has been noted.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Truly I picked an auspicious time to get an account. The Sloppies are an absolute triumph.
I hope I didn't miss an afterparty, I was busy crying at The Mandalorian.

Edit - I was BUSY. Sorry, need to get with the lingo.

 

[Nippybippy]

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She absolutely loves this. Jack, dear heart, please!!! I know you are a saint among men, but I simply cannot see you struggle for us anymore. You have a 106 temperature. You must rest you brave soul!!! Go to bed and I mean it!

God it’s barf inducing.

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[kachoochoo]

omg how can anyone be *that* boring?

 

[Veronicaaa]

One of the comments after this is about northerners coming south for a pint.

Jeez I am mad now.

JFC!!

 

[GoLando]

Can’t wait for her handwritten notes setting out all the ways she can mix with people, complete with 15-year old cloud underlining and highlighter pens.

JFC!!

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Fuck off. I don’t want to go to that overpriced fucking shithole.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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Comatose most of the day but managed to send over seventy tweets

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

Mel Donte, he say:

 

[kachoochoo]

the aforementioned squiggle tweeted this to jack in july.

don't know what it was replying to obv

 

[jenny2603]

Why are her followers paging the Long Covid Twitter.. she's had it less than a week ffs

Because lets face it, long covid is inevitable here.