Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Nottonightbabe]

I think Louisa has had words, made a few conditions and laid down the law. I reckon Jack is trying to clean up her act on Louisa's advice. I wonder how long her halo will last before it's tarnished by slop and snippy responses.

Judging by her rude, snippy responses to the eco conscious squiggle, I'd say her halo has already fallen off in a muddy puddle somewhere.

 

[discokebab]

Are chocolates appreciated? I always get them from customers at Christmas but don’t eat them as I’m Vegan. I donated them last year but won’t do it again if they could go else where.

Yeah they're great thank you! I used to half and half my chocs from HR to charities as raffle prizes and for family parcels at the foodbank. If you receive the big tubs of chocs later in December I would say they are best as raffle prizes simply because we tend to pack our big 'Xmas parcels' at the very start of Dec.
I'm married to a primary school teacher so our house overfloweth with chocolates despite desperate pleas to the parents to spend their money elsewhere.

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[blurstoftimes]

I'm stood over the hob making homemade baked beans to have on jacket potatoes later and scrolling through Jack's website. Her recipes are filled with unfulfilled promises! Here's another one...vegan pie glaze

 

[acca00]

Has Jack actually said what she was filming for yesterday? Also, are there updates on the poverty book and the photo-shoot she allegedly did?

 

[Petelgeuse]

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Insert "do you drive?" response from JM

 

[blurstoftimes]

just had to delete my post because i accidentally uploaded loads of personal pics

But i said it makes me laugh that in the 'come to bed parmigiana' intro she says it took Louisa a month to admit she doesn't like pasta. Who doesn't like pasta! Poor Louisa probably had to make an excuse because she couldn't take it any longer, probably terrified that headrush spaghetti was just around the corner

 

[Veronicaaa]

Insert "do you drive?" response from JM

But, they're "more environmentally friendly as they come in cardboard boxes" according to Jack.

 

[blurstoftimes]

But, they're "more environmentally friendly as they come in cardboard boxes" according to Jack.

This is such a Jack way of seeing the world! Constantly missing the bigger picture.

 

[chocolate choux]

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The displacement of indigenous people? Pfft, does Squiggle not know that Jack RENTS? What about her forever home?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Coincidentally, I'm currently deleting loads of screenshots and just came across this one, which suggests he's not bothered about the environmental impact of cars, she just can't afford one.

The displacement of indigenous people? Pfft, does Squiggle not know that Jack RENTS? What about her forever home?

Yeah nobody realises Jack's being displaced from her indigenous land of Thorpe Bay by affluent OAPs

 

[Scarletfever]

Uh oh, asparagus-gate continues

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

just had to delete my post because i accidentally uploaded loads of personal pics

But i said it makes me laugh that in the 'come to bed parmigiana' intro she says it took Louisa a month to admit she doesn't like pasta. Who doesn't like pasta! Poor Louisa probably had to make an excuse because she couldn't take it any longer, probably terrified that headrush spaghetti was just around the corner

I find it strange that you’d have to pluck up the courage to say you don’t like pasta. Alarm bells!

 

[Lisbon]

On a minigrunk but...

'Rehearsal'....
<man trying not to laugh gif>

 

[JoyceDivision]

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just had to delete my post because i accidentally uploaded loads of personal pics

But i said it makes me laugh that in the 'come to bed parmigiana' intro she says it took Louisa a month to admit she doesn't like pasta. Who doesn't like pasta! Poor Louisa probably had to make an excuse because she couldn't take it any longer, probably terrified that headrush spaghetti was just around the corner

I still think it weird that she named a dish for Allegra, Come to Bed Carbonara and for Louisa, Come To Bed Parmigiana you’d think Jack with her mAvErIcK brain would be a little more imaginative

 

[FridayFunDay]

Are we assuming she massively fluffed it up?
I must say, I'm shocked.

 

[LavaFlake]

I still think it weird that she named a dish for Allegra, Come to Bed Carbonara and for Louisa, Come To Bed Parmigiana you’d think Jack with her mAvErIcK brain would be a little more imaginative

This makes me cringe so much. That and the Mrs Js suggest they are just a persona to her, designed to fulfil her narcs needs.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Louisa is such an apparently fussy eater, yet goes out with Jack. That won't help the situation much, will it?

 

[MancBee]

Pears soap? bull love. You posted a pic of your kitchen sink earlier.

Le Chat liquid soap.

Le Chat Liquid Soap - Antibacterial

Liquid Soap enriched with natural Rosemary extract, known for its purifying properties, has been formulated to clean and reduce the presence of bacteria while washing your hands. Neutral pH for the skin, Vegan-friendly, 94% natural ingredients.

www.naturalfrenchsoap.com

(Aff link ... nah, just joking)

A snip at £7.50 a bottle.

Lol at her pretending to be a committed environmentalist.

At least it is vegan. Probably the only thing that is in that kitchen.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Louisa is such an apparently fussy eater, yet goes out with Jack. That won't help the situation much, will it?