“Couldn’t resist the mussels” such a vegan thing to say
Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!
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Take her as she is! Unfiltered, puppyish honest or naively enthusiastic! Or leave her be!
I read your post quickly and thought you were buying something which contained ouranagutan
OH MY GOD SHE'S SO bleeping DISINGENUOUS!! No one's saying you can't have nice things they're saying you can't claim to be feeding 2 adults and one kid on £20 a week you absolute fan!!!
Is anyone actually dragging her on twitter for the cheese? Surely the squiggles know better!?
How can you be naive or puppyish when you have been trotting out the same dull bull for nearly 10 years? You have made a bleeping mint out of exploiting poor people.
Unfiltered! Oh my life, when was that Jack O'Big Booby checked shirt, I will kill you with my rolling pin and a laser stare photo taken? (Lego hair)
I did once look up the Robin Hood voice actor to see if he was as dreamy his voice suggested. (Nah.)
She's made several references to enjoying a morning coffee lately. Nobody has a problem with this. Now she tweets that she rarely has a coffee. I mean please, Jack. This is a direct inconsistency.
Yuck cheap Mayo is so full of sugar - we changed to Sainsbury’s basic own brand one to try and save money then realised the sugar content was way higher than Hellman’s or the really super fancy ones. Makes me a bit sad that people trying to be careful with money get sugar snuck into their food like that - no wonder we have an obesity problem!
She’s actually an evil genius. The squiggles are falling over themselves to berate the haterzzz and the trolls and tell her to mute them but there’s nothing negative at all on twitter. She may as well have said tattle in every tweet. One person asked about contingency money and Jack jumped down her throat and spun the web of lies and hair shirtiness from it. Well done, Jack. You win.
She really fools the squiggles into thinking there's been uproar doesn't she. They're all apologising profusely
Who refers to themselves as puppyishly honest?
I love a good yellow sticker shop and I’m five minutes away from a Morrison’s who in lockdown has been selling off the contents of their salad bar for 5p at the end of the day. They do 5p bread and veg as well if you go in at the right time.
Why does everything in her life have to be so grim? Look at me. I haven’t forgotten my poor roots. Who cares! We are in the middle of a pandemic. Who cares about cheese!
Why is she moaning about cheese like a 5 year old. Who cares if she buys 99p cheese or 50 quid cheese. I don’t.
I love a good yellow sticker shop and I’m five minutes away from a Morrison’s who in lockdown has been selling off the contents of their salad bar for 5p at the end of the day. They do 5p bread and veg as well if you go in at the right time.
Why does everything in her life have to be so grim? Look at me. I haven’t forgotten my poor roots. Who cares! We are in the middle of a pandemic. Who cares about cheese!
Why is she moaning about cheese like a 5 year old. Who cares if she buys 99p cheese or 50 quid cheese. I don’t.
But what about pads/tampons, washing up & laundry products, and toiletries I’ve never seen any of these in her shops?
God I feel so sorry for her housemate right now.
No-one has an issue with the cheese, Jack. It's the pretence of living on £20 of groceries a week. Just stop it.
She truly is beyond help.
waiting for the great reveal that she has the pet stuff delivered in bulk because it's cheaper, and either she is using her pre Need It stock of toilet paper etc, or her dad has one of those supermarket cards for bulk buying and they share the costs.
Knows she's so caught out.
Nice followers you got there Jack. And interesting that you specifically said it was "Some People on Twitter" who were giving you grief about it a mere 10 minutes ago.
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