Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

Silver Linings · Nov 10, 2020

The thing she’s talking about sticking her finger in is a Venus fly trap.

Into_the_tunnel · Nov 10, 2020

Sorry if I am late to the party but Wtaf is her latest story on Instagram about?

It mentions eggs, noodles and and some guy in front of a supermarket I think I recognise but I am not sure

I may have just entered the twilight zone.

LavaFlake · Nov 10, 2020

Silver Linings said:
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The thing she’s talking about sticking her finger in is a Venus fly trap.

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Those pasta shells look more rubbery than the punctured tyre I got on the weekend.

crystaleyesd · Nov 10, 2020

Klingon gagh? KLINGON GAGH?? I assume this is her dreadful looking pink spaghetti but stuffed with...salad? And she has the temerity to call it gagh??

Gonna get my bat'leth and destroy her.

https://giphy.com/10p704gIAGRN7i

Pocahontas · Nov 10, 2020

A ‘chunky’ version of her salad bag pesto.

TurnedUpInTipp · Nov 10, 2020

Mumgella mentioned Klingon Gagh last night... Oooh, and look, Jack has mentioned it today.

Captainmouse · Nov 10, 2020

Shesaidwhat? said:
Bit shocked at the body shop aren’t they supposed to be in all support of the planet and animals?- sorry for going off topic. She’s gonna have a meltdown the squiggles are definitely on the turn.

When they started by Anita roddick they were, but they were then owned by l'oreal, and now a Brazilian company I believe, and they waste a huge amount, I was shocked!

Satisfying Click · Nov 10, 2020

That pasta shell needs the egg jiggly eye treatment

NP · Nov 10, 2020

A fictional dish that uses worms? But she’s used conchiglie. So not at all worm-like. So not Klingon Gagh at all then.

Should be renamed GUYS! GUYS! I KNOW AN OBSCURE REFERENCE! pasta.

Nottonightbabe · Nov 10, 2020

heretoreaditall2019 said:
Tank Jack was the very worst of them all, couldn’t even bring myself to read the issue numbers of misc army tanks coming out of other bigger army vehicles.

Omg guys I’m sorry I say nana so much! I genuinely call my baby’s grandmother nanny/nana/nan so now worried she hates me for it?! I’d feel weirder calling her grandma tho? Hopefully this is just like those pudding pies and regional rather than me being Satan xx

People prefer different things. My kids' nans are nan or nanny, Mr Nottonight's mum is a young nan and hates to be called Grandma as she sees it as an older sounding term! I have a friend who has grandchildren and insists on being called Grandma, she hates the term nan, thinking it sounds common

Into_the_tunnel · Nov 10, 2020

Recipe for star trek pasta is apparently coming “today or tomorrow.”

We need to add it to the list. https://giphy.com/ZBL02G9KUEw4ptmrYd

ScamSandwich · Nov 10, 2020

Nice pasta...it is easy to do a 20£ shop if you have loads of things to USE UP
Where did those come from? Oh yeah, maybe GIFTED on Christmas 2019...

Fingergate is still going strong. Fuck, she really does not have any other problems. What about that pile of unpaid bills? Hm...

Breakdance Badass · Nov 10, 2020

Alansbigplate said:
They’re all Nana in my family I think that’s fine it’s the using it as a homogenous group in a derogatory way that happens like the Karen thing recently too. My Nana is a fucking Queen and a warrior and angel sent from heaven tbh

Exactly Alan, Karen and Nana being used the same way. Call your actual Gran whatever you want, but used in a derogatory way.... piss off. It’s also woman who use both these terms a lot, way more than men in my experience

Pocahontas · Nov 10, 2020

Satisfying Click said:
That pasta shell needs the egg jiggly eye treatment

discolisa · Nov 10, 2020

I'm still on the last thread so sorry if this has been mentioned...
Does Pears soap contain palm oil?

Anyway, triangulate me (can't find the triangle emoji) but in the 90s, I used to work for the label/card company that made the Imperial leather label. We did all the quality control testing and had a machine that just constantly rubbed the soap and label to see if it stayed on and passed the tests. No one at that company could bear to use the soap as that's all we could smell during the QC tests! We used to do rail tickets and bag tags too, great job overall!

veryfondoftea · Nov 10, 2020

Emmapism said:
I'm so glad we are on a bit of Foodbank chat. Popped into my local this morning with loo rolls in amongst it and some body washes and stuff. Mainly because they are often neglected items on the Foodbank list as we've all talked about before.

Don't know if you Fraus remember that Foodbank I visited in Cornwall for a TV project that didn't make it past development (the story I was told about the lady would couldn't afford sanitary towels so was stealing loo roll). But they just appeared on the Simon Reeve Cornwall show. It's on iPlayer now. Donations have started to flood in. Honestly stuff like this makes my heart burst out of my chest.

I’ve got a fairly quiet day at work today so I’ve watched this. Never watched a Simon Reeve programme before and found it really well made. Cornwall looks so beautiful and then there’s the juxtaposition with some areas shown like Camborne. Found it really emotional and interesting to watch.

NP · Nov 10, 2020

Didn’t realise Jack was a Trekkie as well as a Bond superfan. Must have missed her Twitter chat about the latest Picard and Star Trek: Discovery. You’d think she’d be right on that.

TurnedUpInTipp · Nov 10, 2020

That pasta looks like a headshot from 'American Sniper'

kachoochoo · Nov 10, 2020

Into_the_tunnel said:
Recipe for star trek pasta is apparently coming “today or tomorrow.”

We need to add it to the list. https://giphy.com/ZBL02G9KUEw4ptmrYd

tis on. and this is how I learnt that my phone knows the word Klingon, despite me never having typed it on my life!

Silver Linings · Nov 10, 2020

Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

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