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Alansbigplate
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Emmapism
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Jack: 'I forensically cost this all. I'm incredibly frugal. No cheating'
Also Jack: 'That said I do have an impressive store cupboard. Oh and I have multiple herbs in my garden. My rich family also has many many fruit trees. And my bubble buddy buys things. But apart from that, it really really truly is a very frugal life I lead. I'm being puppyishly honest about it. And only a very honest NON LIAR would talk this way.
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Also Jack: 'That said I do have an impressive store cupboard. Oh and I have multiple herbs in my garden. My rich family also has many many fruit trees. And my bubble buddy buys things. But apart from that, it really really truly is a very frugal life I lead. I'm being puppyishly honest about it. And only a very honest NON LIAR would talk this way.
The Fraus:
Alansbigplate
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Gentlemensrelish
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There is no way this woman laboured in silence for 30 hours.
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I do wonder sometimes if Jack has confused a bin with a letterbox, maybe she has been merrily posting all her packages for her adoring fans directly into a dustbin? Cos it seems like A LOT of stuff goes missing, and I doubt the postal workers can be arsed to pinch umpteen copies of her book/postcards/random chocolate bars.
Anyway, I hope squiggle gets their postcards soon, they should get the items they've paid for.
Alansbigplate
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Sentient Squiggles, they’re learning! Nature is healing, we are the virus
Alansbigplate
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Time for a repeat of one of your faves
Marmalade Atkins
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(Who the fuck is Gabriella Lindley?)
Veronicaaa
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Why has she been getting all that horrible manky veg from Asda when she could have been going to her good friend Dave the greengrocer all along?
Alansbigplate
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Since before DKL, if we’re gonna be puppyishly honest about it
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Veronicaaa
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Ah OK, I (foolishly) didn't realise that this was a double fronted fridge (not sure if that's the right term but whatever) when she posted the pic of it. So that means that when everyone was asking 'where's your other stuff' and she was answering 'in the door' she was again being completely disingenuous because the fact is, it's probably all in the second unit and she just didn't want to admit how large the fridge is! The way her photo is taken, too, is cropped so that you can't see the left hand bit of the fridge, because that would indicate it's just half of the unit itself.
ETA also the reason the fridge is in the hall / large foyer is not because of the temperature of the kitchen, is it? It's because it's too freaking HUGE to fit into her kitchen.
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Scarletfever
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Pissing myself at "Do you drive, Amanda?"
Is the fact she doesn't drive her get out of jail free card that means she is untouchable in her environmental credentials?
Fuckkkkkkkkk Offfffffffffffffffffffff you haughty bitch, it's none of your fucking business how Amanda gets around! Respond to her point, or just ignore it! Stop attempting to personalise it and start a pile on.
Love that no-one has leapt to her defence, usually there's a least a few JM cultists to hand.
Also, when she says that Mickey Bubbles has seen the tweet about the asparagus food miles, I sooooo wish squiggle had replied with AlanPartridgeShrugging.gif
Is the fact she doesn't drive her get out of jail free card that means she is untouchable in her environmental credentials?
Fuckkkkkkkkk Offfffffffffffffffffffff you haughty bitch, it's none of your fucking business how Amanda gets around! Respond to her point, or just ignore it! Stop attempting to personalise it and start a pile on.
Love that no-one has leapt to her defence, usually there's a least a few JM cultists to hand.
Also, when she says that Mickey Bubbles has seen the tweet about the asparagus food miles, I sooooo wish squiggle had replied with AlanPartridgeShrugging.gif
Honestly, her twitter feed is like a live action Alan Partridge.
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Boyo
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Hi. Jackie M here. Welcome to Lockdown Larder in the Year 2342. I’m the world’s foremost talking head on food poverty, as I used food banks for a short time over 300 years ago, so my finger is right on the pulse of what’s current and important for people who are struggling…..well, obviously when I say finger, I don’t mean it literally as you can see. It all started with a rogue splinter – I was moving a 93kg something-or-other ON MY OWN and got a splinter in my finger, which became infected, spread and I ended up like this. Honestly, you wouldn’t believe my luck, fam. Anyhow, I get by quite well by using my tongue for pretty much everything, from tweeting to taking photos to…..to…..well, that’s it, really. Not much else I can do, living inside a 23rd Century bullet blender like this – btw, if you like the look, click on the link in my bio and get your own (Not aff. Honest…well, ok, yes, aff.)
PS Anyone want to buy an antique shopping trolley? I’ve got dozens. Gifts from
Scarletfever
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Pears soap? Bullshit love. You posted a pic of your kitchen sink earlier.
Le Chat liquid soap.
(Aff link ... nah, just joking)
A snip at £7.50 a bottle.
Lol at her pretending to be a committed environmentalist.
Le Chat liquid soap.
Le Chat Liquid Soap - Antibacterial
Liquid Soap enriched with natural Rosemary extract, known for its purifying properties, has been formulated to clean and reduce the presence of bacteria while washing your hands. Neutral pH for the skin, Vegan-friendly, 94% natural ingredients.
www.naturalfrenchsoap.com
(Aff link ... nah, just joking)
A snip at £7.50 a bottle.
Lol at her pretending to be a committed environmentalist.
