Lol at the fact no-one is asking what she's writing 
Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts
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Congratulations! With that ETA, you just won the internet! A-ma-zing.Licence to Shill
You Only Liver Twice
(Victorian) Spectre
ETA - Thundercunt
SplinterTank Day taking over Remembrance Sunday has sent me into such a frustrated rage! Here’s this list of Alan Partridge episodes I forgot to post earlier:
I had forgotten all of these bonkers titles, until I was reminded of To Kill A Mocking Alan
I had forgotten all of these bonkers titles, until I was reminded of To Kill A Mocking Alan
balls you thought of it first. She definitely deserves to be called one more than once.Licence to Shill
You Only Liver Twice
(Victorian) Spectre
ETA - Thundercunt
Finger cures? Pah, completed ‘em, mate. Now duck off.
You horrible snob.
This tank stuff is so Partridge that she’s sure to overtake Richard Madeley as the nation’s number 1 living Partridge replicant.
So pretentious. Gosh! (said like Napoleon Dynamite) What a ninny.
I don’t know what age Louisa is but I honestly struggle to believe that someone could be in their mid to late 30s and not cook the most basic meal. I left home for good at 27 having been away to uni a couple of times before that and I’m not suggesting I’m the best cook in the world but I can cook.
My brother went to uni at 17 and lived away from home and he’s a really good cook.
I just struggle to comprehend that someone of Louisas age can’t cook a basic meal
Absolute cobblers.
My brother went to uni at 17 and lived away from home and he’s a really good cook.
I just struggle to comprehend that someone of Louisas age can’t cook a basic meal
Absolute cobblers.
I bet that BB is super glad she decided to bubble with her phone for lockdown. Isn't this the sort of thing you talk over with someone in the same house rather than people on the internet. It's so strange. I am starting to think she's living in some sort of twilight zone where BB is possibly the workings of someone with great imagination . Sort of like a drop dead Fred if you get my drift. She's there but is she?
Alan: Ok, Mike from Polgrave, are you there sir?
Mike: Oh you ignorant cu…
(Alan hits the sound bite button for a fan fare)
is that a Tank Girl gif? if so, well done. I'd considered making a reference, but then I realised I dont know anything about Tank Girl. apart from that bit in geri halliwell's auto when she talked about auditioning for it, but they'd already cast someone.
I'd actually pay good money to see Madeley and Jack on opposite sides of a debate. It'd be like Alan having a breakdown. Make it happen TV people.
It’s my poor attemptis that a Tank Girl gif? if so, well done. I'd considered making a reference, but then I realised I dont know anything about Tank Girl. apart from that bit in geri halliwell's auto when she talked about auditioning for it, but they'd already cast someone.
I don’t know how to make gifs though - I’ll leave that to the incomparable Alan.Cotswalds Are Forever
I'm only on page 44 so hope I've come up with an original.
I'm only on page 44 so hope I've come up with an original.
I wish she’d been interviewed by Borat 
Cotswolds Royale
The Sideboard is Not Enough
Yes Cotswolds!!
Cotswolds Royale
The Sideboard is Not Enough
That will haunt my every waking moment.
Perfection!The squiggle isn’t biting as her tweets are old. Jack assumes everyone is on twitter all the time.*
*Ssshh, I know.
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