Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts

[Petelgeuse]

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JM - more military knowledge than Jane's defence weekly.

 

[Sooverthat]

‘Sake. Yes you show those silly ninnies how stupid they are compared to you. View attachment 303874View attachment 303875

Spoiler: Her absolutely fine Finger

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At a very (very) quick glance left finger looked like a pen.

 

[Pixieboots]

Frauen, help me out. I have been eyeing up that cannelini buerre blanc for ages, I can’t stop looking at it, it’s like a horrible scab, I don’t think I’ll ever settle until I’ve made it. So having said that, I have some really nice local greens - chard, kale, not much of any. I would usually cook these in good olive oil with chilli flakes, garlic and salt, then throw them into pasta with beans. However, I am thinking about cooking them separately tomorrow evening on the side of the pasta/bean thing.
Like this post for the buerre blanc, wow this post to say stop it you idiot.

Don't do it! It's not inedible but it doesn't turn out anything like the recipe suggests and it's bland as mayo on softy soft soft cheap soft cheap white bread.

 

[Captainmouse]

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They got that right, she would be sick if you booked her for actual work! She’s allergic

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Well, it must be a brilliant, insightful article if she has to refer to an obscure YouTube video to make an argument.
(please can you hurry up with that eye roll emoji)

 

[Terrible]

Just back to the pizza a second ... isn’t a pizza base the easiest thing in the world to make? I make a quick one for frying pan pizza from flour and yoghurt. Is Louisa so useless she needs a lesson on how to put vegetables on a premade pizza base? And doesn’t she have A GIFTED OUTDOOR PIZZA OVEN?

 

[Gnomic Gnome]

JM - more military knowledge than Jane's defence weekly.

I used to think that Jane was a woman!!!

 

[chocolate choux]

She’s probably fastidious about deleting her search history because it’s revealing as hell. Imagine an AOL style leak, it’d be like:

Tattle
LC social media
Cotswold Company
How to fake a black eye
THAT MAN
Real poverty stories
Ocado
Dodgy kitten breeders in Southend
Thesaurus .com
Slimming world recipes
How to win back ex
Photoshop tips
James Bond for dummies
Jack Monroe x 926738

I think it’d be fascinating

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[blurstoftimes]

bloody hell this has been one boring chaos. Bring back the sideboard! Or the singing. And maybe the big curly wig.

 

[Silver Linings]

What a performance.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Just sits watching tank videos on YouTube because she’s so military around the edges.
So original. Much quirky.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I assume we’ve had Licence to Shill?
Moonsplinter?

 

[HarderFaster]

Tanks?!

What in slop’s name is this woman on?

At least she had an excuse to be this strange when she was out of her tree on whiskey.

 

[Pocahontas]

At a very (very) quick glance left finger looked like a pen.

Maybe she was doing a little homage to Brenda’s bangers.
bless.

 

[Zanzibar]

Here’s the cabal’s joint James Bond movie list:
Characters:
Jack Monroe as James Bond (and/or 007)
Q played by L (only for the initials. Should probably be the computer fixer)
Blofeld played by THAT MAN
Miss Moneypenny played by Carole
Jaws played by the Tall Man or David Walliams
M played by Nigella
Gadgets include shopping trolley with oil that squirts out to stop villains following

cat No More (she left)
Patreons are Forever
BadFinger
On her Marcus Rashford’s Secret Service
Never Say ANCHOÏADE Again
(Full)Moonraker
Lie Another Day
Live and Let Lie
PurpleEye
Russia with Love
The crappy Bungalow is Not Enough
the Living Porchlights
Licence to Kill (by food)
Dr Dr (Hon) No.
No time to lie.
The Living Gaslights
Casserole Royale
Paetron of Solace
Moolahraker
To Hurl is not Enough
(Lady) Dr No
Licence to Shill
You Only Liver Twice
(Victorian) Spectre
Thundercunt
Never say (chicken) liver again
The frau who loved me

Dr Shan't

(Too short)

 

[Pocahontas]

She’s probably fastidious about deleting her search history because it’s revealing as hell. Imagine an AOL style leak, it’d be like:

Tattle
LC social media
Cotswold Company
How to fake a black eye
THAT MAN
Real poverty stories
Ocado
Dodgy kitten breeders in Southend
Thesaurus .com
Slimming world recipes
How to win back ex
Photoshop tips
James Bond for dummies
Jack Monroe x 926738

I think it’d be fascinating

How to pronounce Anchoïade.

 

[kachoochoo]

well, I think we can safely say that tank jack is the very most boringest jack.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lisbon]

Is it just me who thinks that the finger looks a little smoothed out when zoomed in? It just looks...odd. Also Jack....there's such a thing as In Private browsing if you constantly feel the need to delete your history?