Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I imagine the 'chemist' will praise her for her prompt actions - assuring her she has narrowly avoided sepsis

Whatever is removed will be so huge it can be fashioned into something she can eat with..

 

[blurstoftimes]

Looking forward to a 10 hour blow-by-blow description of Jack removing a splinter #twittercontent

And a 2 min silence in remembrance of Jack's splinter next year

 

[Satisfying Click]

She won't be able to cook tonight, the ouchy finger needs to rest. BB will need to be home, ready to prove her worth following the Cordon Slop lessons

 

[Silver Linings]

Sorry fam, I was out saving the day like a spy in traazers.

She never admits to watching TV, like it’s embarrassing or something. It was so weird when we saw her tv the other day. Also, Bond was brought up here yesterday too.

 

[GoLando]

On that note, how long would a splinter be in her finger before getting infected/sausage swollen? Whenever I pick up a splinter I can't ignore it until it's OUT and I've never had it get infected. So, a) has it literally been in there days and she's making a fuss now because???, b) is she lying? c) does anyone actually give a duck? Why is she sharing this stuff? Why?

I’m pretty sure I have splinters my body just absorbed and I’m not dead...I think.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Whatever is removed will be so huge it can be fashioned into something she can eat with..

She'll be able to craft a bleeping sideboard out of it.

 

[encore]

Update time!

Splinter (severe)

 

[bignose28]

There's some nasty foreshadowing in this thread title

 

[Fruitjack]

Perhaps now her hand is falling off she can eat one of the 200 meals of frozen slop

 

[MooBelle]

apologies for the double dose of time travel but am at 15th October and.....BACON IN bleeping PORRIDGE?!!!!
Why does she hate food so much?
Oh, and i managed to find on the internet the not at all crappy house that isn't a bloody bungalow. Quite chuffed with myself because I am a complete dunce with anything technical, but managed to dig it up on Rightmove in about 20 minutes using only info Jackie has posted herself.
Is in a very posh looking street and has loads of room. Lots of cute 'original features' and a nice garden.
She just makes me angry...

 

[Harrybosch]

This is literally a year old. View attachment 303503View attachment 303504

Black women, please be grateful for the crumbs you are given. They are honestly a big deal.

 

[Walkdengirl]

I heard a radio interview with a woman who had left a job in the City to train as a channel tunnel train driver. Oh god, don't ban me for being middle class...it's radio 4 Woman's Hour https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000c0b8

I've listened to woman's hour since I was an 18 year old working in Salford, deffo not just a middle class thing

apologies for the double dose of time travel but am at 15th October and.....BACON IN bleeping PORRIDGE?!!!!
Why does she hate food so much?
Oh, and i managed to find on the internet the not at all crappy house that isn't a bloody bungalow. Quite chuffed with myself because I am a complete dunce with anything technical, but managed to dig it up on Rightmove in about 20 minutes using only info Jackie has posted herself.
Is in a very posh looking street and has loads of room. Lots of cute 'original features' and a nice garden.
She just makes me angry...

Babes same.

It's a lovely house, i wish I could afford it.

No idea why she doesn't cut the grass, and keep the garden nice

 

[Flivver]

Whatever is removed will be so huge it can be fashioned into something she can eat with..

Sorry - no room in the cutlery drawer for any more implements although she could keep the Germolene or Savlon in there with the Vick Sinex.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’m now having to grunka through this morning’s thread updates. I just had to come here to say OMG that video!
Total acting, yes. Also it makes really clear she’s THAT girl from school. Know what I mean? She has brown hair and did a play and someone’s nan said she’s like that Keira Knightly so she goes round acting all the time, and telling people she’s being touted as the new Keira Knightly and somehow believes this means she is Keira Knightly but actually she’s tragically self important with no real skill and kind of deluded?
Ok I admit I may be projecting somewhat.
Also She’s soooooo posh!

I get the vibe she used to be one of those girls who’d pretend they were a horse at playtime at primary. Trotting around the playground and neighing.

 

[Pocahontas]

I get the vibe she used to be one of those girls who’d pretend they were a horse at playtime at primary. Trotting around the playground and neighing.

Ain’t nothing wrong with THAT.

 

[Walkdengirl]

You were Harlech TV (where the studios were) we were Granada (known as Granadaland) there was Thames, Central, Tyne Tees, ATV, and loads more.

We never said itv or channel 3 in our house, we always said put granada on

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Ain’t nothing wrong with THAT.

Neigh I mean no

 

[Grizzlybear]

@MancBee will be glad to hear I did out my cutlery drawer today, hoovered and antibac-ed and everything given a wash. Took litro 10 mins.

 

[bazzam]

I've listened to woman's hour since I was an 18 year old working in Salford, deffo not just a middle class thing


Babes same.

It's a lovely house, i wish I could afford it.

No idea why she doesn't cut the grass, and keep the garden nice

it sounds like she has turned into a hoarders hovel. she hasn't lived there that long and still needed a skip for a tidy up.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

and still needed a skip for a tidy up.

Twice.

Too short. That's the second skip!