Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying

[bazzam]

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she doesn't sound like she is really into food at all. i love cooking and most food but would never expect someone who isn't into to learn/do it for me.

 

[instacharlie]

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

 

[Fruitjack]

'Lemon squeeze cushion' brings up all manner of horrors but not that one.

 

[Tabitha D]

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She already had questions about tahini and chicken in white sauce a couple of days ago!

 

[Lanie]

Thread title. Jack can't cook but neither can she?

 

[Captainmouse]

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This recipe was originally written as an ode to *a* Mrs J, of course. Poor non-affluent Mrs J...Allegra and Louisa got come-to-bed pastas along with wine and Peggy Fitzgerald, she gets oats and water flung in a microwave View attachment 301229

Jackbots operating reverse shrinkflatiron, In this version it’s 10p in today’s it 3p how does she do it? Stealing water maybe?

agree with whoever said porridge with water is just slop yuch

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Pocahontas]

Full “The Cinnamons” vibes from The Comptons

Oh, brava. You’ll go far

 

[Droosie123]

Welcome back lovely. Hope the dark hole period has somewhat passed and you feel brighter xx

Welcome back....hope things are a bit better.

 

[Bobtheknob]

it's three tweets Jack. Don't put too much pressure on yourself you'll have another burnout!

She wasn’t awake to ask the questions from her numerous other phones.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Flivver]

Fuck me. No meat. No cheese. No nuts. No fish. Wtf?
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Bugger - the monster munch dust is en route to Australia!

 

[Mustard]

Weren’t the Sobranies quite sweet smelling?

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

Only if you promise to send me butter!
To: Pocahontas and Meeko (that critter always wants what I’ve got), Tsenacommacah, The New World

Sending now! What about Flit?! Does he want anything too?!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Slightly ot has anybody seen the caramel kit Kats?

Did you say caramel Kit Kats?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Captainmouse]

great giffing there

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/306519541

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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What if she wanted a lion bar?

 

[Pantomimehorse]

Ugh she's one of those people who's together with someone for, like, two weeks before she starts rearranging their entire lives to the way *she* thinks they ought to do things, isn't she?

My first real adult job pay was straight on food and rent. My first teenage job pay was almost certainly splurged on mediocre hot chocolate from somewhere like Costa. Why is she so fucking weird?

Oh your poor dog I hope he's recovered okay this morning.

I think despite what Vonny is saying, there is actually a lot of compassion and care for people (with autism or otherwise) who can't cope with loud bangs? And as you say, it's understood and even in circumstances where it isn't, there are ways to mitigate the impact. I used to work (yeeeears ago) with a 6 year old with autism who had a lot of sensory problems and found fireworks really hard. His mum had ear defenders, a weighted blanket and a bunch of his favourite food, books and toys for fireworks night/NYE. Not saying fireworks will ever be his ideal evening, but as he got older he started actively becoming involved with planning how to distract himself. Same went for thunder storms. Animals are very different to humans, Vonny. Give people credit.

Sorry, mega post. I'm procrastinating.

I'm so thick I didn't realise what Mrs J stood for until I read this !

 

[Lanie]

Her Bessie mate Edwina is on telly right now. I hope she's giving her the attention she deserves.