Hello, and welcome to thread 99.
We've got 99 problems and they're all Jack related. When will he show us his willy? Has the
I've tried to incorporate a bit of everything into this poll. The question, should you choose to answer it is
Which item of clothing do you most want to run your hands over and under. Removal is optional (but recommended).
First up, Kermit. A gorgeous grassy green number, perfect for when your tummy is chilly but your biceps are sweltering. Does this fluffy number float your boat? Hope you've got a lint roller to hand if so..
Next up, the Sheer Shirt. A late contender but a real milestone moment for a lot of us. Most of what we know about this gauzy garm is from Google Lens, as Jack was too shy to get his nips out for the 'gram. What it lacks in opaqueness it makes up for in detail. The frilly collar was sadly hidden, but does the image of bab with his nips delicately framed by Dior get you going?
Now for something slinky, the Silk Shirt. Comes in many styles but I've gone for the tropical print, a personal favourite. A top choice for earth conscious Jack, as it has been snapped at least three times meaning it must be an investment piece. Perfect for gliding your hands over the fronds and thin enough that nips will stand out against the fabric. It screams, undo my buttons and let me fall to the floor!
How about something cosy? Another newbie, the snuggly hoodie made of clouds. The Snoogie? Sounds like an illness. Anyway. Bab has been spotted leaving the Etihad looking very cosy. Perfect for cuddling up on the sofa, and maybe letting a hand sneak up between toweling and abs..
I don't know where to start with this one, so I'm going with The Robe. Is it cotton or silk? Are those rhinestones?! Decorated with stalions, very apt, this cover-up featured in the hotly anticipated HD portfolio. Lounging in a sauna, Jacky is feeling a bit hot under the collar and needs some assistance removing his gown..
Wool you look at that, its another one of those cardigans. Jack is one of those guys that sees something he likes and buys it in every colour. We've seen brown, we've seen pink, but here for your stroking pleasure, is the blue version of this now infamous cardigan. Can be dressed up or dressed down, perfect for any occasion. Often seen worn open, it is begging for a pair of hands to run up his between cardi and vest, hidden from view..
Last but not least, because quite frankly I'm feeling a bit dizzy, The Leather Jacket. No no, not the Jacket That Shall Not Be Named, the fun one. Cool to the touch but too hot to handle, this jacket is begging to be slowly peeled off. Someone, please, remove it.
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Hello, is it me you're looking for...?
We've got 99 problems and they're all Jack related. When will he show us his willy? Has the
I've tried to incorporate a bit of everything into this poll. The question, should you choose to answer it is
Which item of clothing do you most want to run your hands over and under. Removal is optional (but recommended).
First up, Kermit. A gorgeous grassy green number, perfect for when your tummy is chilly but your biceps are sweltering. Does this fluffy number float your boat? Hope you've got a lint roller to hand if so..
Next up, the Sheer Shirt. A late contender but a real milestone moment for a lot of us. Most of what we know about this gauzy garm is from Google Lens, as Jack was too shy to get his nips out for the 'gram. What it lacks in opaqueness it makes up for in detail. The frilly collar was sadly hidden, but does the image of bab with his nips delicately framed by Dior get you going?
Now for something slinky, the Silk Shirt. Comes in many styles but I've gone for the tropical print, a personal favourite. A top choice for earth conscious Jack, as it has been snapped at least three times meaning it must be an investment piece. Perfect for gliding your hands over the fronds and thin enough that nips will stand out against the fabric. It screams, undo my buttons and let me fall to the floor!
How about something cosy? Another newbie, the snuggly hoodie made of clouds. The Snoogie? Sounds like an illness. Anyway. Bab has been spotted leaving the Etihad looking very cosy. Perfect for cuddling up on the sofa, and maybe letting a hand sneak up between toweling and abs..
I don't know where to start with this one, so I'm going with The Robe. Is it cotton or silk? Are those rhinestones?! Decorated with stalions, very apt, this cover-up featured in the hotly anticipated HD portfolio. Lounging in a sauna, Jacky is feeling a bit hot under the collar and needs some assistance removing his gown..
Wool you look at that, its another one of those cardigans. Jack is one of those guys that sees something he likes and buys it in every colour. We've seen brown, we've seen pink, but here for your stroking pleasure, is the blue version of this now infamous cardigan. Can be dressed up or dressed down, perfect for any occasion. Often seen worn open, it is begging for a pair of hands to run up his between cardi and vest, hidden from view..
Last but not least, because quite frankly I'm feeling a bit dizzy, The Leather Jacket. No no, not the Jacket That Shall Not Be Named, the fun one. Cool to the touch but too hot to handle, this jacket is begging to be slowly peeled off. Someone, please, remove it.
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Hello, is it me you're looking for...?
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