Very on brand.
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Is the £100m after taxes?
Eh, doesn't matter, I'm taking the money. I'm trying to retire extremely early. Exchange rate is favorable, too.
Eh, doesn't matter, I'm taking the money. I'm trying to retire extremely early. Exchange rate is favorable, too.
Surely it’s tax free
trying to not post the same photos as usual haha
How and sweaty England Bae 🫠
I'm taking the money. I don't think I want to be shagged to death.
This was so hard to pick!
He knows what he needs to do then
What if it was so good that it completely ruins your life because you can never enjoy any other man ever again? I’m taking the money…
Can I take the money and be the new £100M signing for Man City? Then I’d get to hang out with Jack every day and play with him every weekend, so winner winner
(I’m aware if I was a £100M signing I wouldn’t personally receive that money, just trying to be inventive with my answer
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(I’m aware if I was a £100M signing I wouldn’t personally receive that money, just trying to be inventive with my answer
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Assuming you're not currently employed by a football club and don't have an agent, the £100m could be all yours (as agreed above, no tax implications) as a signing-on fee.Can I take the money and be the new £100M signing for Man City? Then I’d get to hang out with Jack every day and play with him every weekend, so winner winner
(I’m aware if I was a £100M signing I wouldn’t personally receive that money, just trying to be inventive with my answer
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Excellent choices so far. Keep them coming.
Additional question for @rasperryripple . Bulge or bum, you can only choose one to grab.
Additional question for @rasperryripple . Bulge or bum, you can only choose one to grab.
i would take the 100m no hesitation, i’d even take 50k.
imagine you give up that amount of money and he’s got a small peen and is tit in bed? your dreams would be ruined and you’d still have a mortgage to boot.
imagine you give up that amount of money and he’s got a small peen and is tit in bed? your dreams would be ruined and you’d still have a mortgage to boot.
Bulge as if you need to ask
Also, I reckon you could pay him to shag you for a fraction of the £100m.
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This was very hard. I probably change my mind hourly.
Just keep posting as you change it no one will complain
omg I only just made the £100m connectionCan I take the money and be the new £100M signing for Man City? Then I’d get to hang out with Jack every day and play with him every weekend, so winner winner
(I’m aware if I was a £100M signing I wouldn’t personally receive that money, just trying to be inventive with my answer
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I just chose a random amount
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