Jack Grealish #94 Do us with a Solero while you're wearing your bolero

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Guess Who 😱get yourself a drink! I feel your pain mine seemed to have a mental block recognising male and female faces and would actually argue with me when the game ground to a halt as getting this most basic question wrong kinda buggered it up
I had two Baileys during and now I’m on the beer, we had to exhaust all of the cards 😫 my daughter is the biggest cheater and was trying to change the rules constantly so it was extra exhausting. My namesake in the current version has the biggest nose, I was so offended!

It was me, I had the Pebble.

So I think I found it out on a walk somewhere and it was so perfect in shape that I picked it up and kept it. It was about the size of a minstrel but slightly fatter. It was a lovely grey colour with a soft matte texture. Nice on the hands but not rough at all. I used to keep it on my shelf, or sometimes in my bedside drawer if I was worried about thieves. I'd give it a little wash every few weeks to keep it healthy.

I owned it for years until my mom made me have a sort out. I was having my room decorated and along the length of one wall was a shelf full of trash trinkets. Stuff I'd won in 2p machines, various rocks from museum gift shops, a furby probably, that kind of stuff. I decided it was time to return the Pebble back to the wilderness and I threw it over the garden gate into the wasteland that backed onto our house.

I wish I hadn't done that. It's probably still there now.
I think my daughter is you.
 
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I had two Baileys during and now I’m on the beer, we had to exhaust all of the cards 😫 my daughter is the biggest cheater and was trying to change the rules constantly so it was extra exhausting. My namesake in the current version has the biggest nose, I was so offended!


I think my daughter is you.
I have turned out absolutely fine. I don't keep any rocks now, just walk past them, even if they are really nice ones.
 
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It’s exciting, dreading tomorrow though!

RLF is mad on Van Gaal just for this

 
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I really don’t want pens tomorrow, especially if Bae’s involved. Can’t cope.
 
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The sheer assortment of tattoos on all that bare flesh on the pitch is fascinating.
 
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why does this sound like something that would happen to me 🥺

i got so off my tits on mdma at a baby shower (don’t do dr*gs kids) that i thought my hands were sparkling like edwards from twilight and everyone was sitting around eating cupcakes and drinking brews and i was pounding my laced drink bellowing at people to look at my hands 🫣
I once drank too much absinthe while on antipsychotic medication and I thought I wasn't controlling my hands.

I thought they were very cleverly tricking me with an ingenious pretence by moving shortly after I thought about moving them.
 
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I really don’t want pens tomorrow, especially if Bae’s involved. Can’t cope.
HK, Slab, Rashy, Hendo and Saka first five pens for me. I don't think JG has a great record so hope he is one of the extra takers
 
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